Escape to Hollicarrs: Bumblebee Lodge Awaits in Escrick!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive HEADFIRST into the glorious, possibly slightly muddy, world of Escape to Hollicarrs: Bumblebee Lodge Awaits in Escrick! I'm talking a full-on sensory overload – the kind that leaves you feeling blissfully exhausted and ready for a nap the size of Yorkshire.
First Impressions – Or, Did They Leave the Welcome Mat Out?
Honestly? Escrick itself is charming. Picture-postcard villages, rolling green hills, the whole kit and caboodle. Getting to Bumblebee Lodge was a breeze, too. (Thank God, because I HATE navigating. My sense of direction is about as reliable as a chocolate teapot). And the car park? Free! On-site! Victory is mine!
Now, let's talk accessibility. This is HUGE for me. While I'm thankfully spritely, things like elevators and ramps matter. And Hollicarrs? They've got them. There's a definite effort to accommodate, which is a massive thumbs up. (Though, a heads-up, I didn’t specifically assess how wheelchair accessible all the areas are, but from what I saw, they are on the right path!)
Bumblebee Lodge: My Little Sanctuary (Mostly)
The rooms… oh, the rooms! We're talking about escaping, right? Well, the room felt like it was made for escaping. It certainly had:
- Air conditioning: Essential, because, well, England.
- Extra long bed: Because short beds and me are NOT friends.
- Free Wi-Fi: (And it REALLY was free! Not the "free, but only in the lobby" kind).
- Coffee/Tea Maker: A godsend for a caffeine addict like me.
- Blackout Curtains: Sleep. Glorious sleep. Thanks to those, the local wildlife can do its thing and the sun can be as brilliant as it likes, I won't know a thing.
- Slippers, Robes, Towels: What more could you ask for?
The downside? The shower pressure could have been better, but hey, I'm not complaining.
Cleanliness & Safety – They Take This Seriously… Which is Really Reassuring!
Let's be honest, in these times, cleanliness is KING (or QUEEN, depending on your preference). Hollicarrs doesn't mess around. Obsessive cleaning products are used and everywhere! Every surface gleamed. And the individual food options? Smart. The staff are all trained up to do their thing, so that's amazing. This is an aspect where I felt incredibly safe and relaxed.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Gastronomic Adventure (With a Few Hiccups)
Okay, so the dining. Now, this is where things get… interesting.
- Breakfast? YES! The breakfast buffet was a glorious spread. Full English? Tick. Continental options? Tick. Asian breakfast? YES! Everything fresh and delicious. They will even bring it to your room!
- Restaurants: There's a restaurant, obviously. My favourite aspect was the option of trying the Asian cuisine, I loved it!
- Coffee Shop: Didn't visit, but I'm sure it was lovely.
- Snack Bar/Poolside bar: The place is so calm you will forget to visit them.
The Extras – Because Life is All About the Little Things (And Pools With Views!)
- The pool with a view: Seriously. This is what dreams are made of. Swimming while staring at the rolling green hills? Pure bliss.
- Spa: I got myself a massage. Oh. My. God. I nearly fell asleep during it. Worth every penny (and maybe a little more).
- Fitness Center: Didn't use it (I was busy napping!), but it looked well-equipped.
- Things To Do/ Ways to Relax: Well, I've already mentioned the spa, the pool, and the napping.
- For the Kids: I didn't bring them. But family-friendly is written all over the place. There were obviously some kid-friendly activities, which seems great.
Service and Convenience – The Little Things That Matter
- Daily housekeeping: Essential. Because I'm a messy human.
- Contactless check-in/out!
- Car park on-site!
- Food delivery!
- Room service!
- I felt like there were facilities for disabled guests!
The Verdict? Is Escape to Hollicarrs Worth It?
YES. Absolutely YES.
It's genuinely hard to fault this place. It's a little slice of heaven. There are touches of luxury everywhere, and an overwhelming feeling of peace. Yes, there were a couple of minor hiccups, but honestly? I'm not even going to dwell on them. They're lost in the memory of that perfect massage, that glorious breakfast, and the sheer, unadulterated joy of being away from all the noise.
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The Persuasive Offer: Book Now!
Tired of the same old routine? Craving a REAL escape? Here's what Escape to Hollicarrs offers:
- Unwind in luxurious, accessible accommodations, perfect for EVERYONE.
- Indulge in delicious, diverse dining options that cater to ALL tastes.
- Recharge your batteries with spa treatments, a stunning outdoor pool, and so much more.
- Rest assured with top-notch cleanliness, safety measures, and exceptional service.
- And, most importantly: Peace. Quiet. Bliss.
Book your stay at Escape to Hollicarrs: Bumblebee Lodge in Escrick NOW and get a complimentary bottle of wine upon arrival! (Because, let’s be honest, you deserve it). Don't miss out on this chance to escape the ordinary and experience pure relaxation. Your perfect getaway awaits!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to embark on a Hollicarrs adventure that's less "polished brochure" and more "slightly chipped coffee cup, stained with memories and a healthy dose of existential dread (just kidding… mostly)." This is MY trip, to Bumblebee Lodge, and it's going to be gloriously messy.
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and the Awkward Dance of the Fireplace
- 14:00 - The Great Escape (from Reality): Finally, the car's packed! Or, rather, stuffed. Like a Tetris game gone horribly wrong. I'm convinced my life savings are stashed in that boot, along with a suitcase that's seen better days (let's just say it has "character"). Driving to Escrick is always a mix of excitement and a low hum of anxiety. Will I be able to navigate those country lanes without ending up in a ditch? Will the GPS decide it hates me? Stay tuned…
- 15:30 - Arrival and Initial Appraisal: HOLY MOLY, Bumblebee Lodge is cute! Seriously, it's like a picture postcard has come to life. Tiny, perfectly formed, with a little porch just begging for a glass of wine. (Note to self: unpack the wine immediately.) Unpacking is a disaster of course. Turns out I may have packed, like, seven different outfits and three separate pairs of sensible walking shoes.
- 16:00 - The Fireplace Fiasco: Right, let's get this fireplace going! (I'm a pro, I told myself. I'm obviously, not a pro). After a lot of struggle with the firelighters, the kindling, the logs (which were, admittedly, damp), I've managed to achieve a puff of smoke and a distinct smell of failure. "It's character building," I muttered to myself, as I choked on the smoke billowing from the chimney. Finally, after an hour of battling and swearing under my breath, I got a tiny flame going. Victory is mine!
- 18:00 - Dinner and the Ghosts of Toast Past: Pizza delivery is the order of the day. I ate a slice and a half before deciding to collapse on the sofa to watch some TV. I think. I can't remember. I think I saw an old man playing the sax on a boat on the TV. My emotional response was "huh, that's okay". Later, I tried to toast some bread. You know? Basic, right? Wrong. The toast came out looking like a charcoal drawing.
Day 2: Nature, Nostalgia, and the Questionable Art of Birdwatching
- 08:00 - The Dawn Chorus (and a Mug of Regret): Okay, so I was intended to rise with the sun and embrace the blissful tranquility of nature. Instead, I woke up to the sound of my alarm (a soul-crushing experience) and the lingering scent of burnt toast. Coffee, however, was essential.
- 09:00 - A Walk in the Woods (and a Battle with Brambles): I decided to venture out on my own. The woods are beautiful. There was a moment where I thought I saw a deer, but then I realised it was probably just a particularly bushy bush. The brambles, however, were real and they won. My legs are sporting a collection of scratches that look like I've wrestled a particularly grumpy cat.
- 11:00 - Nostalgia Hunting in Escrick: Wandered (badly) into Escrick village. It was charming, like something out of a storybook. But the bakery was closed. Devastation. Then, I saw children playing football on the green and, for a split second, felt an overwhelming urge to go back to being a kid. And then I remembered how much I hated school lunches.
- 14:00 - Birdwatching, or the Art of Staring at Trees: Armed with binoculars and a bird identification guide (which is mostly hieroglyphics to me), I attempt to locate some actual birds. I spent the better part of an hour squinting at branches, identifying a few rogue squirrels and a family of pigeons. I think I saw a blue tit…maybe. This whole birdwatching thing is a test of patience. Mostly, I'm just staring at trees and wondering if I should have packed a book.
- 16:00 - Bumblebee Bliss: I returned to the lodge, completely knackered, and sat on the porch with a cup of tea and a book. I think. Maybe it was wine. I can't remember. The sun was warm, the air was crisp, and everything felt…right. Until the midges. The midges were not right.
- 19:00 - Curry Night (and the Triumph of Delivery): I ordered a takeaway curry. It was the best curry I've ever had, and I was so impressed by myself. I'm a culinary genius! I’d planned all this, remember?
Day 3: The Great Exit and the Lingering Scent of Adventure (and burnt toast)
- 09:00 - The Packing Panic: Okay, deep breaths. Time to pack up and leave. The suitcase is even more stuffed than before. I'm pretty sure I've gained a pound or two, mostly due to the pizza. I'm struggling to remember where I put the car keys.
- 10:00 - Farewell, Bumblebee! Saying goodbye to Bumblebee Lodge is surprisingly emotional. It's been messy, imperfect, and filled with burnt toast and questionable birdwatching attempts. But it's also been peaceful, beautiful and restorative.
- 11:00 - The Drive Home (and the Promise of Laundry): The drive home is a blur of radio static and the internal monologue of "did I leave the gas on?" and "I need to buy more bread".
- 12:00 - (Almost) Home Sweet Home: I arrive home. Exhausted, content, and already dreaming of my next adventure.
So there you have it folks, my Hollicarrs diary entry. It was a triumph of chaos, a celebration of imperfection, and a testament to the simple joy of escaping. And that's what really matters.
Escape to Aberdeen's Most Mysterious Hotel: You Won't BELIEVE What Happens Next!
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