Unbelievable Datong Hotel: High-Speed Rail Access & Plaza Views!
Okay, buckle up, buttercup. We're about to dive headfirst into the swirling, shimmering, sometimes slightly chaotic world of the Unbelievable Datong Hotel: High-Speed Rail Access & Plaza Views! – because, well, that name alone is a promise of something, right? Let's see if they can deliver on all that hyperbole. And, because you asked, expect less polished brochure copy, more genuine, slightly neurotic travel-blogger vibes.
Unbelievable Datong Hotel: My Brain’s Honest Breakdown (and Is It Worth Your Money?)
First things first: Location, Location, Location! They aren't lying about the high-speed rail access. It’s practically on the doorstep, which is a godsend after a long train slog. Seriously, no more dragging luggage through mile-long stations. And the views? Well, the plaza views are…plaza views. Sometimes plazas are beautiful, sometimes they’re just…plazas. Think of it as a nice, urban landscape. I mean, it’s not the Swiss Alps, but it's not a concrete jungle either. Mildly impressive.
Accessibility – The Real Hero (and Almost My Downfall)
Okay, confession time: I'm not looking for accessibility features for myself but I was traveling with my Aunt Agnes who requires it. That's the thing. If it needs it, it NEEDS it. I was immediately scouting for any signs of a bad fit. Thank GOD for the Elevator! (Because, duh. But you'd be surprised…) and facilities for disabled guests. The real clincher, though, was the wheelchair access. (Important to note for any of my readers with mobility concerns) This hotel seemed to be doing pretty well from what I could tell!
Cleanliness and Safety – Because, You Know, Life
These days, "Cleanliness and safety" isn't optional. It's like, the price of entry to the whole travel circus. So, let’s quickly tick these boxes: Okay, a huge win for the Anti-viral cleaning products. Daily disinfection in common areas is reassuring, too. I mean, nobody wants to catch anything on vacation except for maybe a slightly more relaxed outlook on life. Plus, the room sanitization opt-out available! is a nice touch.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Fueling the Adventure (or At Least Getting You Through Until Dinner)
Alright, fuel is important: especially when you're battling jet lag and a sudden craving for noodles. Restaurants are present! Breakfast [buffet] is a big thing for some. Plus for me, the coffee shop in the lobby was a sanity saver! Asian cuisine in restaurant gives you the local taste, don't sleep on it. The bar and poolside bar are welcome additions, though I didn't get a chance to try them thoroughly.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Make a Big Difference (and the ones that make you question everything)
Here's where things get interesting.
- Cash withdrawal - Check!
- Concierge - Present! Which is vital even if you only need recommendations.
- Currency exchange - Yes!
- Elevator - Duh!
- Daily housekeeping - Always appreciated.
- Laundry service - Yes!
- Luggage storage - Absolutely.
- Shops - Not bad.
The doorman was kind of a non-entity. The dry cleaning and ironing service were perfectly functional. The convenience store held essential supplies. All good!
But…then there are the "luxuries" like Audio-visual equipment for special events! (I wish I’d brought a drone!), what are you gonna do with it? Like, I’m not hosting a TED talk.
For the Kids – Bless Their Little, Loud Hearts
Okay, I was traveling solo, but you know, I see a lot of family types! Babysitting service is always a plus. Family/child friendly is another one that I noticed! The presence of Kids meal is a must for some folks!
Getting Around – Navigating the Urban Jungle
The Airport transfer is a huge win! Car park [free of charge] is nice – saves on parking fees, which are the bane of my existence. Taxi service is always helpful, of course, as is the valet parking.
Available in All Rooms – The Basics (and the Extras That Make You Say "Ooh, Fancy!")
Okay, time for the room rundown.
- Air conditioning - Check. A MUST.
- Alarm clock - Yep.
- Bathroom phone - (???) Okay, I'm old-school and didn't use this, but there it is.
- Bathtub - Check! Important for a relaxing evening.
- Blackout curtains - Yes!
- Coffee/tea maker - Hallelujah!
- Free bottled water - Always appreciated.
- Hair dryer - Check!
- Interconnecting room(s) available - A good option.
- Internet access – wireless and LAN - (Double-checking to make sure) Yes!.
- Laptop workspace - Check.
- Mini bar - Okay!
- Non-smoking - Thank God.
- Private bathroom - Naturally.
- Refrigerator - Yes, yes, yes!
- Satellite/cable channels - Fine.
- Seating area - Check.
- Separate shower/bathtub - Nice touch.
- Slippers - A little bonus.
- Smoke detector - Good.
- Soundproofing - Amen.
- Telephone - Present.
- Wake-up service - Check!
- Wi-Fi [free] - YES!
Things to do, ways to relax – Spa Day or Bust!
Okay, what about relaxing? This is where the Datong Hotel gets serious bonus points. The Fitness center is present, which is important. There's a full-on spa, which is impressive! And the icing on the cake? A Pool with view!
The Verdict
Unbelievable Datong Hotel: High-Speed Rail Access & Plaza Views! is a solid choice, especially if you need that rail access. The cleanliness is reassuring, the rooms are comfortable and well-equipped, and the spa is a genuine highlight. I'd recommend it.
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Kingfisher Ecolodge Laos: Unforgettable Luxury in Champasak Paradise
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my completely unplanned, utterly chaotic, and hopefully hilarious adventure at the Atour Hotel Datong Dongxin Plaza, right by Datong's High-Speed Railway Station in China. Consider this less a polished itinerary and more a frantic journal entry penned while fueled by questionable instant coffee and the sheer, unadulterated expectation of adventure.
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Wall of Procrastination (and Dumplings)
14:00 - 15:00: Arrival & Hotel Check-in (a Comedy of Errors)
So, I get off the high-speed train – whew, made it! – and stumble bleary-eyed into the bustling station. Finding the Atour Hotel was… less than graceful. Turns out, “Dongxin Plaza” is a bit of a noncommittal landmark. After a brief, panicked spree of Mandarin I barely remembered, I eventually located the hotel. The lobby? Surprisingly chic. The check-in process? Ah, a classic tale of language barriers and over-enthusiastic hand gestures. I swear, the receptionist thought I was trying to perform a mime. Eventually, I got my room key. Score!
15:00 - 16:00: Room Exploration & Emotional Rollercoaster
The room itself was… nice, actually. Clean, modern, a decent view (of another building, but hey, it's Datong!). But then, the jet lag hit. BAM. Suddenly, I was a puddle of existential dread, wondering if I packed enough socks. I briefly contemplated ordering room service, which turned into a five-minute internal debate about whether I really needed that extra packet of instant noodles. Spoiler alert: I did.
16:00 - 19:00: Trying (and Mostly Failing) to See the Great Wall (and Dumplings!)
Okay, so, the plan was simple: see the Great Wall. Reality? Less simple. The local bus routes are a maze, and my Mandarin hasn't magically improved overnight. After what felt like a lifetime of wandering, I found myself… nowhere near the Wall. Defeated, but hungry, I stumbled upon a bustling local restaurant instead. Victory was sweet, meaty and slightly spicy. The dumplings were a revelation. Seriously, people, find the dumplings. They were my salvation. The Great Wall can wait. I needed a nap. The restaurant was packed, no English menu obviously, then I looked around, realized, everyone else was having dumplings. So I just pointed to the dumpling (they looked amazing). This was my first interaction with Chinese food and I am still dreaming about it.
19:00 - 20:00: Hotel Hangout & Re-evaluation of Life Choices
Back at the hotel, I stared out the window, reflecting on the Great Wall. I should've known better than to try and do too much on the first day. Maybe tomorrow. Or maybe just… more dumplings.
Day 2: The Yungang Caves (Or, When I Met a Buddhist Ghost)
08:00 - 09:00: Breakfast Battle & Attempted Language Learning
The hotel breakfast buffet was… interesting. Let's just say I stuck to the familiar (toast) and pretended to understand the cheerful staff when they offered me something I was sure involved something that would wriggle. After that, I tried, and I mean tried, to learn a few phrases. The more I tried, the more tongue-tied I got. The Chinese characters looked like angry spiders.
09:00 - 12:00: Yungang Grottoes - Awe and a Slight Sense of Being Watched
Okay, THIS was something. The Yungang Grottoes are incredible. The carvings, the history… it's overwhelming. I swear, though, I had the distinct impression of being watched by the stone Buddhas. At one point, I totally felt like one of them blinked. Maybe it was the heat. Maybe it was the lack of sleep. Or maybe I'm just a little too susceptible to the mystical. I would do the Yungang again.
12:00 - 14:00: Lunch, Lost in Translation, and a Near-Disaster with Spicy Oil
So, lunch. Again. I wandered into a tiny family-run noodle shop near the caves and, armed with my few Mandarin phrases and lots of pointing, managed to order something. It turned out to be a noodle soup that was… very generously seasoned with chili oil. My mouth was on fire. I think I may have shed a tear. But it was delicious (eventually).
14:00 - 17:00: The Re-Attempt of the Great Wall & A Second Chance to See It
With a newfound sense of confidence, I went at the Great Wall again. Unfortunately, the Great Wall, in the mountains, was not easy to find. It turns out that the Great Wall is actually really, really far from the city.
17:00 - 20:00: Hotel Rest, Dinner, and the Great Wall of my Mind
I retreated back to the hotel. A long shower. A nap. Then, I ordered room service… again (guilty!). As I sat there eating (and regretting not having a bigger appetite), I flipped through the pictures I’d taken of the Yungang Grottoes – and the few, blurry, shots of the Great Wall. Looking at the photos, I realized that I might not have seen the Great Wall today but the memories in my mind were what mattered the most.
Day 3: Departure & The Aftermath
08:00 - 09:00: Final Breakfast & Sad Goodbyes (to the Dim Sum)
Another breakfast buffet, another struggle with the unfamiliar. But this time, I was prepared. I knew the drill. I grabbed extra bread for the train.
09:00 - 12:00: Last Minute Adventure and Train.
I have an hour to catch the train. I am currently in my room, trying to figure out how to get a taxi. After some awkward translation problems, I made it to the train station safe and sound.
12:00 Onward: The End (or is it?)
On the train, I was lost in thoughts, as I reflected on the whirlwind adventure I had been in. Would I go back? Probably. With better Mandarin skills. And maybe a translator. And definitely a wider understanding of how to get around. And maybe… just maybe…I’ll finally see that darn Great Wall.
This trip might not have been the most polished travelogue but it was mine. Full of laughter, frustration, delicious dumplings, and the lingering feeling that I’d only scratched the surface of what Datong has to offer. And you know what? That's more than good enough for me. Now, where’s that instant coffee? Time to plan the next adventure…
Unbelievable Datong Hotel: High-Speed Rail & Plaza Views! - You *Need* the Deets! (Or Maybe Not…)
Okay, spill the tea. Is it *really* as amazing as the pictures make it look? That Plaza View, though…
Alright, let's be real. The pictures? They're *good*. Like, professional-grade good. The Plaza view? Yeah, it's… there. Listen, my first impression? "Wow, that's a *lot* of concrete." I'm talking a vast expanse of plaza, occasionally dotted with what *look* like strategically placed pigeons. Don't expect the Eiffel Tower, okay? It's Datong. But! When the sun sets and bathes the buildings in this golden hour light? Seriously, get the camera ready. One night, I swear, I saw a group practicing tai chi down there, and it was pure magic. Maybe it was the jet lag. Still, the view? Worth it, especially after a 14-hour train journey I almost missed. The hotel redeemed itself, you know? It's a *vibe,* that high-speed rail access, you know?
High-Speed Rail Access! How convenient is that? Like, *actually*?
Convenient? Uh, let's say it's… *functional*. "Convenient" makes it sound like you're skipping out the front door and onto the platform. Nope. Think of it like this: You walk out of the hotel, stroll across a *very* wide road (watch out for those scooters!), and… then you're at the station. It's a quick walk, but… and this is a big but… Datong station? It’s a beast. Like, a concrete jungle of passport checks, luggage wrangling, and the delightful chaos of a thousand people trying to do the same thing as you. But hey, it saved me a taxi fare, which is a win in my book, always. But for God's sake, give yourself extra time. That’s real talk, people.
The Rooms. Are they, like, clean? And what about the beds? 'Cause a bad bed can ruin a whole trip.
Okay, the rooms. Clean? Generally, yes. I'm a clean freak, and I survived. But, and this is a small but important but, *spot-check*. You know? Give it a quick once-over. The beds? Ah, THE BEDS! This is where things get…interesting. My bed? Firm. Like, "I could probably bounce a coin on this thing" firm. Not ideal for a light sleeper. My partner, however, loved it. Slept like a log, snoring like a particularly disgruntled bear. So, you know, your mileage may vary. Pack earplugs, and embrace the firmness. It’s an experience. And oh, the air conditioning? A little temperamental. You gotta figure it out.
Breakfast! What's the breakfast situation? Buffet chaos? Delicious pastries? Tell me everything!
Breakfast… ah, the breakfast. It's a buffet. Like, a *proper* buffet. Tables groaning under the weight of, well, *food*. And you know what? It was actually pretty good. Not Michelin-star-worthy, but solid. Loads of options, both Western and Chinese. The pastries? Hit or miss. Some dry, some surprisingly delicious. The coffee? Let's just say it fulfilled a caffeine-related need. The best part? Watching the other guests. Serious people-watching opportunities. One morning, I saw a guy pile *everything* on his plate. Everything. He was living his best life, and I loved it. Embrace the buffet, people. Embrace the chaos.
Okay, so... Service? Are the staff friendly? Can they speak English?
The staff... Bless their hearts. They try. Their English? Variable. Some fluent, some… not so much. Communication can be a bit of an adventure. But they're genuinely friendly. Always smiling, always helpful, even when you're butchering the Mandarin for "where is the restroom?" (which, by the way, is a phrase you should definitely learn). They’ll make it work. I forgot my phone charger once, and they were absolute saints, finding me a compatible one. Little acts of kindness like that can turn a whole trip around! Don't be afraid to use gestures. They get it. Just be patient, you'll be fine. And tip! They deserve it.
Anything I should be *really* aware of before I book? Any hidden pitfalls? Spiders? Lack of hot water?
Okay, pitfalls. Hmm... spiders? Not that I saw. Hot water? Generally reliable, though it takes a few minutes to warm up. The biggest thing? Noise. Datong is a busy place. And the hotel, being so close to a busy road, is *not* exactly silent. If you're a light sleeper, request a room away from the street. The other caveat? The elevators. Sometimes slow. Sometimes crowded. Be prepared to wait. Oh, and the Wi-Fi. It works, but it can be a little… erratic. Don't expect blazing speeds. Embrace the digital detox, maybe? And finally, be open-minded. It's not the Ritz. It's Datong. And Datong is an adventure. This hotel is a slightly rickety, slightly charming, slightly maddening start to your adventure.
Alright, so... would you stay there again? Real talk.
Honestly? Yes. Despite all its quirks, and the questionable firmness of the mattress, and the fact that you'll be sharing a general area with a couple of hundred other travelers, I would. The proximity to the high-speed rail is *huge*, seriously cuts down on stress. The plaza view, at sunset, is worth the price of admission (though I still maintain a considerable amount of concrete is concrete). The staff's efforts... sincere. And the breakfast is a good, solid start to the day. Would I recommend it to everyone? Probably not. If you like luxurious pampering, go elsewhere. But if you're looking for a convenient, reasonably priced, and *memorable* experience in Datong? Yeah, book it. Just remember to pack earplugs. You'll thank me. And maybe send me a postcard.
Seriously. That Plaza view. Is it *really* necessary?
Look, I'm not gonna lie. That Plaza can be… a lot. It's a huge, open space. You see people milling about, definitely some tourists, locals just… being. If you're hoping for a romantic view with a balcony and a sunset, reconsider. Picture this: you're tired after a long day, the air is a little dusty, and you're looking down at more concrete. Then, something happens. The setting sun casts this glow. The buildings shimmer. And youHotel For Travelers
