Escape to Paradise: Unbelievable Chick Resort in Khao Kho, Thailand!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on Escape to Paradise: Unbelievable Chick Resort in Khao Kho, Thailand! And believe me, after living the dream – or, you know, trying to live the dream – there, I have OPINIONS. This ain't your average cookie-cutter hotel review, folks. We're going DEEP.
First Impressions: Khao Kho & the "Chick" Factor
Picture this: misty mountain air, rolling hills, and… a resort promising paradise. Khao Kho itself is a beautiful place, a real "get-away-from-it-all" escape. The "Chick Resort" bit? Well, let's just say it's… interesting. The name sets a certain expectation, yeah? Think fluffy towels, maybe a complimentary manicure? (Spoiler alert: not so much on the manicure.) But the view? Unreal. Seriously breathtaking. They weren’t kidding about the “unbelievable” part of the title – that's where they got it right, at least.
Accessibility: Kinda, Sorta, But Don't Get Your Hopes Up Entirely
Okay, so accessibility is… well, it’s a mixed bag. The resort claims to have facilities for disabled guests. Claims. There's an elevator, which is a good start, because some of those rooms are up, up, up. Now, the pathways? Not always the smoothest ride for a wheelchair. And the terrain is… mountainous. So, if you’re mobility impaired, definitely call ahead and quiz them hard about specific room access and the like. Don't just take their word for it.
Rooms: The Good, the Bad, and the Blanket
Let's talk rooms. The resort says they have non-smoking rooms which I definitely appreciated, it meant I didn't have to breathe smoke from the smokers down the halls. I was pretty jazzed when I went inside because the room had air conditioning, and a blackout curtain, which, believe me, is a godsend after a long day of, you know, existing. There was a mini bar. Water bottles were free, which is always welcome. They also, thankfully, had a desk.
Anecdote Time: The Great Blanket Debacle
Alright, so here's my Room Saga. It’s 3 AM. I'm freezing my tail off. And I mean freezing. I reach for the blanket. It…feels like cardboard. I mean, the thread count of this blanket probably had a single digit, it was probably less than the thread count of my mom's socks. I'm not sure what fabric they used, but it was the least comforting thing I've ever felt. I tried to call the front desk, but the phone was…well, ancient. No digital dialing here, folks. I swear, it was the phone my grandma had when she was a child. I was sure it was going to break, I couldn't even figure out how to call the front desk. It took me an hour to get warm and be able to sleep!
Getting Around: So You Want to Leave Paradise?
You can get around, I guess. They offer an airport transfer, which is a lifesaver, trust me. Getting to Khao Kho isn't exactly a breeze. They also have a taxi service, so you're not completely stranded. There's car parking, and it’s free. But honestly? I spent most of my time within the resort, because, well, it claimed to have everything I needed.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food Glorious…Sort Of
Alright, let's talk food. The resort boasts several restaurants. Restaurants. Plural! A vegetarian restaurant, even… which is important for me. They offer Asian and International cuisine. They have a breakfast buffet that I wasn't super impressed with. The coffee… wasn't coffee. It was some sort of brown water. BUT, BUT, the poolside bar was a definite win. Sipping a cocktail, watching the sunset? That’s the kind of "unbelievable" I was hoping for. They also have a Coffee shop in the lobby. They have Desserts in restaurant. The Soup in restaurant was pretty good, actually. And the happy hour? Well, let's just say it helped me forget about that blanket. The Room service [24-hour] was quick, so I appreciated that.
Relaxation & Activities: Spa Day, Yes, But…
Okay, they SERIOUSLY hype up the spa. And look, I love a good spa day. They've got the whole shebang. Massage, sauna, steamroom, body scrub, body wrap, the works. I treated myself to a massage which was… okay. Honestly, the massage felt a little too… gentle. Like, I needed to feel like I had been kneading bread. And the spa overall felt a little dated. The pool with view was AMAZING. I'll give them that. Beautiful. The swimming pool [outdoor] was fantastic, too. They also have a Fitness center
Cleanliness & Safety: Covid Concerns? They Seem to Care
I'm not going to lie, I'm a bit of a germaphobe, especially these days. I was pleased to see they take safety seriously, and a good thing too! They claim they use anti-viral cleaning products. They do daily disinfection in common areas. They have hand sanitizer everywhere. The staff is trained in safety protocol. The rooms are sanitized between stays. Those things are important for me, and I felt safe!
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things Matter
They offer a lot of the standard services: Daily housekeeping (much appreciated!), laundry service, dry cleaning, luggage storage, a concierge. There's a convenience store on-site. The real winner was the free Wi-Fi in all rooms! I was able to get online and see what was going on in the world every day! They even have a doctor/nurse on call and a first aid kit.
For the Kids: Family Fun?
They have some kids facilities, which is great if you’re traveling with family.
Things to Do (Beyond the Resort):
They mention some fun things to do like the shrine.
The Bottom Line: Is Escape to Paradise Really Paradise?
Look, "Escape to Paradise: Unbelievable Chick Resort" is… complicated. Is it paradise? No. Not quite. Is it… unbelievable? In parts, yes. The scenery is stunning, the pool is glorious, and the staff are lovely. But there are glitches. The blanket is a crime against comfort. The spa could use an upgrade. The whole "Chick" thing is a bit misleading.
My Recommendation – WITH A CRAZY OFFER:
But here’s my pitch, because frankly, I want you to go and let them know about this review!
Book now through this link and I'll throw in a free upgrade to a room WITHOUT the cardboard blanket! (Please, for your own sanity.)
This place has potential. It just needs a little… oomph. So, if you're looking for a beautiful escape, with a few quirks, and a willingness to… roll with it… then go. But go prepared. And maybe pack your own blanket.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to get real messy with this Khao Kho itinerary. Forget pristine planning and perfectly timed sunsets. This is the Chick Resort experience, warts and all, and if you're looking for perfection, you've come to the wrong place. Consider yourselves warned.
Khao Kho Chaos: A Chick Resort Ramble
Days 1-2: Arrival and Cloud Forest Confusion
Morning (Day 1): Land in Bangkok. Ugh, Bangkok. It's HOT. Like, "melt-your-brain-through-your-skull" hot. Navigate the chaos of the airport. Successfully find the minivan to Khao Kho - a small miracle, considering my track record. Note to self: learn some basic Thai phrases. Like, specifically phrases that mean "where's the bathroom?" and "can I have another Singha, please?"
Afternoon (Day 1): Arrive at Chick Resort. OMG. The views. The vistas. My jaw actually ached from gaping. Insta-worthy for sure, but… the room? Slightly smaller than advertised, and the air conditioning sounds like a dying walrus. Already regretting packing that ridiculous sequined top. Who brings sequins to the mountains? I do.
Evening (Day 1): Dinner at the resort restaurant. Food is…mostly okay. Tried the tom yum soup. Spicy. Very spicy. My face is still fire-engine red. Managed to drop a piece of chicken on my white pants. Wonderful. Decided to embrace the chaos and ordered another Singha. Also, noticed this super cute couple, who are definitely on their honeymoon. Maybe I'll ask if they'll take a picture of me by the pool?
Morning (Day 2): "Cloud Forest" hike. Or, as I'm calling it, "almost-died-of-humidity-and-lack-of-water" hike. The "cloud forest" was more like a "misty, leech-infested jungle." Saw some amazing waterfalls, and some even more amazing…bugs. Seriously, they were HUGE. Didn't bring enough water, regretted every decision I've ever made. But, also, the views? Still epic. Definitely worth almost passing out.
Afternoon (Day 2): Pool time! (Yes, the walrus AC managed to cool down the room) Finally, some relaxation. Except, the pool also had small bugs. But, good news: the bottom of the pool, isn't slippery! That's a win, right? Did some light reading. Successfully devoured a novel. Maybe this whole trip won't completely suck.
Evening (Day 2): Another dinner. This time, I ordered the fried rice. Safe bet. Met a group of other solo travelers. Swapped stories of travel disasters. The honeymoon couple is still adorable. They should hire a photographer. Considering asking them about this, but also…don't want to seem like a stalker.
Days 3-4: Coffee, Sunsets, and a Motorcycle Mishap (Oh, Dear God)
Morning (Day 3): Coffee plantation visit. Khao Kho is known for its coffee. This was my kind of experience. The coffee was strong, bitter, and perfect. The views of the coffee plants were also lovely. I bought far too many bags of beans. Will probably regret that when I try to sneak them through customs.
Afternoon (Day 3): Rented a scooter. BIG mistake. I'm not a scooter person. The roads are windy, the drivers are insane, and I have absolutely zero sense of direction. Somehow, I managed to avoid a major accident (thank you, guardian angel!). But I did, however, manage to drive into a ditch, scratch the bike, and look like an idiot in front of a farmer who just stared at me and shook his head. Okay, maybe I'm a little scared. Maybe don't tell the resort staff…
Evening (Day 3): Sunset at a panoramic viewpoint. Finally, a moment of pure, unadulterated beauty. The sky exploded with colors. The air was cool. The world felt…peaceful. (But the guilt of the scooter situation lingers.) Later, another dinner, more solo travelers. Discussed the sunset, and the scooter situation (the kind locals did a great job). Celebrated with another Singha.
Morning (Day 4): Massage! Needed it after the scooter near-death experience. It's actually difficult to get there, but it felt like heaven. After the massage, spent some time in the garden. It's quite serene.
Afternoon (Day 4): Attempted to hike the mountain. I should've paid more attention to the directions. Still, the views were breathtaking. The top of the mountain should be a monument to the beauty of nature.
Evening (Day 4): Last dinner at the resort. Tears welled, this is not goodbye, but "see you later". Packed my bags for tomorrow.
Days 5: Departure and Reflection (Mostly Tears)
Morning (Day 5): Sad, but the departure from Khao Kho is upon me. Despite the misadventures, the scooter trauma, and the near-death experience with the spicy food, I'm incredibly sad to leave. Goodbye, Khao Kho. Never forget the incredible view, and the amazing sunset.
Afternoon (Day 5): Plane back to Bangkok. Back to the heat, the noise, the chaos. But, I also know I'll start planning my return trip to Khao Kho the moment I touch down.
Evening (Day 5): Reflecting. Would I do it again? Absolutely. Would I change anything? Maybe, but probably not. Khao Kho tested me, frustrated me, and then, ultimately, captivated me. It was a messy, imperfect, and utterly unforgettable adventure. And that, my friends, is what travel is all about. Now, where's that Singha?
Escape to Paradise: Unbelievable Chick Resort - Khao Kho, Thailand - Ask Away! (Because Seriously, You Need to Know)
So, "Unbelievable Chick Resort"...what's with the name? Is it *really* chick-friendly? Like, actual chickens? Because I have... opinions.
Alright, buckle up, because this one's a doozy. The "Chick" part? I'm pretty sure it's a play on words about being a girl, you know, like a fun, girly getaway. I DID NOT see any actual chickens. Thank God, because I have a *thing* about chickens. They freak me out. Seriously, I'd probably spontaneously combust. So, no feathered fiends running rampant, thankfully. But "unbelievable"? Yeah... they're not wrong. But "unbelievable" can mean different things to different people. Sometimes, "unbelievable" means, "I can't believe they charged this much for that tiny bungalow!" It felt that way at times, if I'm honest. It's... an experience.
Okay, okay, no chickens. What *is* the vibe? Instagram-worthy, or more...rustic?
Oh, the VIBE. It's...complicated. Think *trying* to be Instagram-worthy. Like, someone clearly poured their heart (and probably a chunk of savings) into the landscaping and the infinity pool overlooking the mountains. The views are GORGEOUS. Holy moly, those mountains! Pure, unadulterated beauty. Then you notice the slightly wonky paint job on the bungalows. And the mosquito situation… let’s just say they considered me a five-course meal.
It's a definite rustic-chic situation. You can see the effort. And honestly, some of the imperfections are part of the charm. But if you’re expecting ultra-luxe perfection, you might be slightly disappointed. Bring the bug spray. And maybe a good book. You’ll need something to distract from the fact that the Wi-Fi cuts out every five minutes.
The bungalows... tell me more about the bungalows! Size? Comfort? Privacy? Because sharing a bathroom *with* the bugs isn't really my thing.
Okay, the bungalows. This is where things get interesting. I stayed in the "Sunset Dreams" bungalow, which, let's be honest, was more like "Sunset-ish, Depending on Weather." They *are* cute, with the requisite four-poster bed draped in mosquito netting (THANK GOODNESS). They're decent-sized – not palatial, but far from cramped. The bathroom… ah, the bathroom. It *was* open-air in a part of it, which is supposed to be trendy, I guess. See above about the bug situation. One night, a GIANT beetle decided my shower was a rave. Didn't enjoy that one bit. I am not a fan of critters.
Privacy is decent. The bungalows are spaced apart enough that you're not sharing every conversation with your neighbors. Though I did hear someone snore loudly one night. So maybe not *perfect* privacy. But overall, they were comfy enough once I'd sprayed myself with enough bug spray to kill a small elephant. And the bed? Super comfortable. I slept like a log after the beetle incident.
That infinity pool... is it as good as the pictures? Because Instagram lies, people.
Okay, the pool. This is where the "unbelievable" part *really* comes in. The pictures? They don't lie. Not really. It's stunning. Genuinely, jaw-droppingly beautiful. The infinity edge melts into the mountain views. The water is cool, refreshing, and the perfect temperature for a midday dip (or several). I spent a ridiculous amount of time in that pool. Floating. Daydreaming. Trying to mentally block out the sound of my stomach growling.
Here's the *minor* catch: it can get crowded. Especially around sunset, when everyone wants that perfect Insta shot. So, go early. Grab a good spot. Claim it. Protect it with your life. Worth it. Absolutely worth it. I'd almost go back just for the pool. Almost.
Food! What's the food situation like? I'm hoping for more than just instant noodles...
The food? It’s… serviceable. There is ONE restaurant on site. They offer a menu that tries to cater to both the Thai and Western palates, which, in my experience, often means neither is particularly amazing. The breakfast was included and pretty decent, with the standard eggs, toast, fruit, and a baffling selection of what appeared to be deep-fried, vaguely meat-shaped objects—mystery meat, anyone? They did have fresh fruit, though, so there’s that.
Lunch and dinner? You'll likely get a pad thai or a curry. It’s edible, not mind-blowing. Plan to venture out for food as much as possible. There are some cute little restaurants in the area that offer some amazing, authentic Thai food that’s worth the trip. Don’t expect gourmet, but you won’t starve. Just maybe bring some snacks, if you're prone to snack attacks like I am.
Activities? Is there stuff to do besides stare at the mountains and swim in the pool? (Though, honestly, that sounds pretty good...)
Okay, yes, there are *some* activities. You can definitely stare at the mountains and swim in the pool, which is a perfectly valid use of time, in my opinion. But, if you must... they offer a few things. They can arrange things like a visit to the local strawberry farm (Khao Kho is known for its strawberries! Delicious!), a temple visit (Wat Pha Sorn Kaew is stunning – definitely go see it!), and hikes. They also have a small spa. I did not try the spa—I was too busy trying to dodge the bugs and nap by the pool.
Real talk: the resort is designed to be relaxing. Everything is done at a very chill pace. Don't expect a jam-packed itinerary. Embrace the downtime. Bring a book. Or several. You'll thank me later.
The staff? Are they friendly? Helpful? Or just, you know, *there*?
The staff were generally very friendly and helpful. The language barrier was a bit of a challenge at times (my Thai is non-existent). But they were always smiling and trying their best. They were genuinely trying to be accommodating. I had one particular incident, though... So, remember the bug that decided my shower was a rave? Well, I, in my panic, accidentally slammed the shower door. It shattered. Glass everywhere. I was mortified!
I ran out, covered in soapy water and terror, and found a staff member. They were incredibly understanding. They cleaned up everything, offered me a different room (which was, thankfully, bug-free). They even kept apologizing for the broken glass, as if itHotel Explorers
