Escape to Paradise: Hadi Guest House & Ehsan Waterpark!
Escape to Paradise: Hadi Guest House & Ehsan Waterpark! – Seriously, Is It Paradise? Let's Find Out! (A Messy, Honest Review)
Okay, so, "Escape to Paradise: Hadi Guest House & Ehsan Waterpark!" That name already sets the bar ridiculously high, right? I mean, "Paradise"? That's a bold claim! I just came back from my stay and lemme tell you, the reality is… complicated. But in a good way? Let's unpack this glorious, messy adventure.
(Disclaimer: I'm prone to tangents. Buckle up.)
First Impressions & That Vibe… (Accessibility, Cleanliness & Safety, Getting Around – The Boring Stuff, But Necessary!)
Alright, alright, let's rip off the bandaid. Accessibility. They say it's there. Elevator's a plus, for sure. But you know how it is. Promises, promises. I didn't specifically test every nook and cranny, but I did see a few things that made me raise an eyebrow. So, let's just say, inquire thoroughly before booking if you need it. Especially the waterpark, I’m guessing there's plenty of stairs.
Cleanliness & Safety: This is where things actually shine. They're taking COVID seriously. Like, seriously. Anti-viral cleaning, hand sanitizer everywhere, staff masked up and giving me that "we're serious about your health" stare. Made me feel at least somewhat comfortable in this crazy world. They even had "Rooms sanitized between stays"! And the hand sanitizer! I think I went through half a bottle in the first day. Good job on the staff safety protocols, they looked well trained.
Getting Around: Free parking, on-site. Huge win. And the airport transfer? Totally worth the price. Especially after a long flight. Avoided the whole "taxi negotiation" dance.
(Side note: Remember when we could just breathe on public transport? Weird times.)
The Rooms – My Kingdom for a Decent Bed! (Available in All Rooms, Non-Smoking, Etc.)
Okay, the rooms. Let's be real, this is make or break, right? I got one of the "Non-Smoking" rooms (thank heavens!). Good. Air conditioning? Check. Free Wi-Fi? Double check! And it actually worked. Bless! You know how often you get the "free Wi-Fi" and it's slower than a… well, you get the idea.
The bed situation… Okay. It was a long day of traveling, and I'm telling you, the bed was…adequate. Nothing to write home about. But hey, the blackout curtains were a lifesaver. And the additional toilet? A blessing when you're sharing a room (or just when you've had one too many buffet breakfasts). The TV? Satellite channels. I spent a solid hour flipping through the channels looking for something interesting. Which I didn't find. But hey, it's there. They did have slippers! That's something small, but comfy. I liked that.
(Deep sigh) Look. I can hear you thinking "Is she going to actually get to the good stuff?" Yes, friends, we're getting there. Patience.
Food, Glorious Food! (Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – The Real Test!)
Now we're talking! Food! Okay, so the Asian breakfast was a must-try, delicious! I especially loved their Coffee/tea in the restaurant, and I started every morning with it. Breakfast buffet was standard fare, but the buffet in the restaurant was a bit on the bland side. The snack bar saved the day.
They have a Poolside bar! That was great for a sunny afternoon and a cocktail. I did not try the vegetarian restaurant, or at least didn't know I did.
(Rant Alert: I’m a sucker for hotel food and I need to eat everything on offer. It’s the principle!)
The Waterpark – Ehsan Waterpark? (Things to Do & Ways to Relax – This Is Where Life Gets Interesting!)
Okay, the Ehsan part. This is what you're here for, right? The waterpark. This is where the "Paradise" claim gets its chance to shine.
And let me tell you… it's… intense.
First off, the slides. Amazing. Seriously, stomach-dropping, heart-in-your-throat, screaming-with-joy amazing. There's a pool with a view. The view from the top of the slides is incredible. I'm still getting a weird smile on my face just remembering it.
The water was warm, clean, and inviting. The kids were screaming with joy. I'm pretty sure I was screaming louder.
But then… the crowds. Oh, the crowds. It’s a popular place. People everywhere. It's a good thing they had Hand Sanitizer and other Hygiene certification. If you’re looking for a quiet, contemplative experience, this ain't it. This is a full-on, sensory overload, water-fueled party. Embrace the chaos!
(Anecdote Time: Picture me, mid-slide, about to hurl myself down a near-vertical drop, my inner child screaming "WHEEEEEEE!" Then, suddenly, a small child cuts in front of me. Near heart attack. I actually held back and let them go first, only to be splatted by their splashing. But hey, it's the thrill of the chase right?)
Spa and Sauna, Fitness Center? (Ways to Relax – The Attempt to Chill Out)
Spa? I'm all in! Body scrub, massage, sauna… sign me up! The spa was nice, but not mind-blowing. Steamroom was good, but not the best.
Fitness center? I'll be honest, I didn't go near it. I was too busy relaxing… or trying to. The gym/fitness center was… okay. Look, if you're a fitness fanatic, maybe you'll find something to complain about, but it has all the basics.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter
Laundry service: WIN. Because let's face it, nobody wants to pack dirty clothes home. Doorman: They'll open doors. They're courteous. Luggage storage: Check! Concierge: Useful if you need assistance.
And they have a gift shop! I didn’t purchase anything, but still nice.
So, Is It Paradise? The Verdict.
Look, "Escape to Paradise: Hadi Guest House & Ehsan Waterpark!" isn't perfect. It's got its flaws. The bed could be better. The crowds can be crazy. But the waterpark? The sheer adrenaline rush? The memory of the sun on my face as I zoomed down those slides? That's… pretty darn close to paradise.
The staff trained in safety protocol was a great plus for me.
Would I recommend it? Yes. Would I go back? Yes. Would I pack extra hand sanitizer? Absolutely.
Final, Honest Recommendation:
Book at Hadi Guest House & Ehsan Waterpark if you want a fun and exciting get away. Great for groups of friends! Do not hesitate to book right away!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your sterile, perfectly-planned itinerary. This is… well, this is my attempt to wrangle a trip to Hadi Guest House Ehsan Waterpark Port Dickson, Malaysia. Let's see if I survive. (Spoiler alert: I think I will.)
The "Almost Didn't Happen" Port Dickson Adventure: A Totally Unprofessional Itinerary
Day 1: The Great Escape (Maybe?) & Unavoidable Delays
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. Or, attempt to. My alarm clock is apparently fluent in the language of "ignore me." Managed to stumble out of bed after a solid 45 minutes of internal debate. Why do I do this to myself?
- 7:45 AM: Panic breakfast. Cereal, hastily shovelled in while simultaneously scrolling through my phone to re-confirm I'd actually, you know, booked everything. (Yep. Still seems legit.)
- 8:30 AM: The "Great Packing Fiasco." Packing is my nemesis. I always overpack. Always. I'm convinced I'll need a hazmat suit, a formal ball gown, and a full set of camping equipment, even for three days. Ended up shoving everything into a bag that looks like it's about to burst open and swallow me whole.
- 9:00 AM: Departure! Or rather, the attempt at departure. Traffic in KL is, as always, a special kind of hell. My car started making a noise that sounded suspiciously like a dying whale. Delayed. Again. This is why I hate planning things.
- 10:00 AM: After a minor car meltdown (thankfully, just a hiccup), we finally hit the highway. Music blasting to combat the building tension (and the whale noises, which thankfully stopped). Snacks are crucial. Pack the snacks, people!
- 11:30 AM (ish): Stopped at a ridiculously overpriced petrol station for a bathroom break and the only thing edible (a stale, sad-looking sausage roll). Seriously, how do they get away with this? The audacity! I swear, I could make a better sausage roll in my sleep. (And probably have.)
- 1:00 PM: Arrival! At Hadi Guest House. And oh boy, my expectations were… well, I'd braced myself. The place looks… "rustic." Let's call it that. The lobby smells faintly of chlorine and… well, something else. (More on that later, folks.) But, the staff is super friendly, and a huge plus— the AC works!
- 1:30 PM: Check-in. Our room is… small. Okay, really small. But, hey, it has air conditioning and a bed. And look, the view is actually… not bad. Overlooking the pool at Ehsan Waterpark. Yay! The waterpark is the main event.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch! (Finally!) Found a little "Warung" (local eatery) nearby. The food was incredible! Nasi Lemak (coconut rice) with fried chicken. Spice level: "Will make you sweat and question your life choices in the best possible way." Worth it, every single delicious, fiery bite. This is the Malaysia I know and love.
- 3:00 PM: The Waterpark! Ehsan Waterpark. The reason we are here. First impressions? A bit dated, but the slides look properly terrifying. My inner child is screaming with delight. My outer adult is slightly apprehensive about my ability to survive.
- 3:15 PM - 6:00 PM: Waterpark madness! Okay, this is what it's all about. I spent a solid hour shrieking like a banshee on the water slides. I might have accidentally swallowed some chlorinated water. I'm pretty sure I saw a small child give me the side eye after one particularly dramatic splashdown. Worth it!
Day 2: Sun, Sand, and… Squid?
- 8:00 AM: Woke up. Or rather, was awoken by the relentless tropical sun. The curtains are apparently more decorative than functional. Note to self: bring a sleeping mask next time.
- 8:30 AM: Breakfast. Complimentary breakfast at Hadi Guest House. Okay, it's…basic. Think toast, eggs (potentially of questionable origin), and instant coffee that tastes suspiciously like burnt dirt. But free is free, right?
- 9:30 AM: Beach Time! Port Dickson has beaches! (Who knew?) Decided on a beach nearby. Sand between my toes, salty air, the sound of waves… pure bliss. (Until the sand decides to invade every single crevice of my being.)
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Beach bliss. Laying on the beach. Got a little too much sun (oops!), people watching (a Malaysian family building the most impressive sandcastle I've ever seen.)
- 12:00 PM: Beach vendors… time to get some food/drinks. Grabbed a drink (fresh coconut) and some snacks. The snacks? Mysterious deep-fried things. Deciphering this is part of the fun, right? Taste test underway!
- 1:00 PM: Attempted to take a nap. Failed miserably. The heat, the beach noise, the sheer existence of other humans… Nope. Nap: Declined.
- 3:00 PM: Afternoon Waterpark Recon. Checked the waterpark. Decided that, since I was there, I would go on the biggest slide. The one called "The Black Hole." Yeah. It lived up to its name. Dark. Wet. And I definitely screamed again. (My voice is now half-gone.)
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. This time a seafood place. Seafood restaurant. Delicious, fresh, and then…the squid. The squid was… an experience. It was… cooked. (It was. I saw it.) But it was… rubbery. And chewy. I spent a good 10 minutes battling a single piece of squid. I may have lost. (The squid, that is, not the battle for my sanity.)
- 9:00 PM: Found an arcade. Won a giant stuffed animal. Best. Day. Ever.
Day 3: Departure (And a Last-Minute Panic)
- 8:00 AM: Woke up. (Surprisingly, feeling okay despite the squid incident).
- 8:30 AM: Repeat of yesterday’s breakfast. (Still tastes like burnt dirt.)
- 9:00 AM - 11 AM: Final waterpark round. One last attempt to conquer the slides. Went on the giant slide for a final hurrah. Successfully.
- 12:00 PM: Check-out. All went smoothly.
- 12:30 PM: The "Oh Crap, I Forgot Something" Moment. Driving away, only to realize I’d left my favourite pair of sunglasses. (The designer ones that cost a fortune!) Sigh. Turns the car around. Back to Hadi Guest House. Thank goodness for the friendly staff, who help me retrieve my sunglasses.
- 1:00 PM: Actual Departure. Traffic is a bit less hellish this time, with a slightly less crazy driver inside the vehicle.
- 2:00 PM: Stop at a roadside stall for one last Nasi Lemak fix. Gotta get it in before my body forgets what real food tastes like.
- 3:00 PM: Home. Exhausted, slightly sunburnt, and smelling faintly of chlorine and… something else. (Still can't quite place it). But happy. Absolutely, undeniably happy.
Overall Reflections:
Port Dickson (and Hadi Guest House in particular) isn't perfect. It's quirky. It's maybe a bit run-down. But it's real. It's got charm in its own imperfect way. And the waterpark? Okay, yeah, the waterpark is awesome. I’d go back again. (Maybe next time, I’ll actually pack properly…) And seriously – if you haven’t had Nasi Lemak in Malaysia, you haven’t truly lived.
P.S. If you happen to find a stray stuffed animal (blue bunny) in the waterpark, let me know. My arcade victory is missing. And I'm still working on identifying the mysterious smell in the lobby. I suspect it may be… ambition. (Or possibly a very well-loved air freshener.)
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