Escape to Paradise: Luxurious Bali Suite w/ Shared Pool!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the shimmering, sun-kissed world of "Escape to Paradise: Luxurious Bali Suite w/ Shared Pool!" – and let me tell you, after spending a week there (or maybe it was a fever dream, honestly, time blurs in Bali), I've got opinions.
First off, the SEO stuff because, you know, algorithms: luxury Bali suite, shared pool, accessible hotel, free Wi-Fi, spa, restaurant, Bali vacation, Indonesian getaway, romantic escape, family friendly resort, best Bali hotel. There, I said it, Google, are you happy now?
Now, for the REAL stuff.
Arrival and First Impressions (AKA, Did I Actually Escape?)
Okay, getting to this place… pure chaos. Bali traffic is a beast. But the airport transfer was included, thankfully, and the driver somehow navigated the scooter swarm (a feat of modern magic, I swear). Check-in was painless (thank god for contactless check-in/out, especially after that airport experience) and efficient, with a friendly face at the 24-hour front desk. Phew. Disaster averted. The elevator was a godsend, because, after the journey and the airport experience, my luggage and I were in no condition to climb stairs. The exterior corridor was a little… basic, but hey, we're here for the suite, right?
My first thought when I saw the suite? "Whoa." Seriously. Air conditioning in the public areas was a relief, but inside the suite itself it was heavenly. The air conditioning blasted me with such wonderful cool air. The soundproof rooms were an absolute necessity because the tropical wildlife kept me awake the first night, but after that, I slept soundly. The non-smoking rooms are awesome. Non-smoking room for the win!
Accessibility: More Than Just Ramps?
Let's be real, accessibility is crucial. This place… gets a solid 'B'. I didn’t personally need full wheelchair access, but the facilities for disabled guests seemed thoughtfully considered, though I didn’t get a chance to fully put them to the test. Finding out if all the room types are accessible for those with limited mobility remains the big question mark.
The Suite Life (and the Shared Pool) – My Sanctuary
My suite itself? Spacious, comfortable, and genuinely luxurious, as advertised. Free Wi-Fi didn't disappoint. The desk with the laptop workspace was perfect for catching up on emails (bleh), while the seating area (with the sofa) was ideal for collapsing with a book. The extra long bed was a game-changer, because I have some experience with hotels where there is not enough space for my giant frame. The private bathroom? Heavenly. I could have spent the whole week in that bathtub. The bathrobes and slippers were a nice touch. I almost forgot to mention the mirror and mirror, which were helpful for my morning and evening rituals.
And the shared pool? Okay, the one thing where it was as advertised; beautiful. That "pool with a view" is real. It’s an outdoor swimming pool, naturally, and I spent HOURS there. Just… floating. Pure bliss. That poolside bar was dangerously convenient.
Stuff to Do (and Relax): Spa Day!
Alright, here's where my already-relaxed state went nuclear. The Spa. I'm not usually a spa person, but hey, I was in Bali. So, I went full cliché. And you know what? I loved it.
So, there was:
- Massage: The therapist had magical hands. Seriously, I think she unlocked muscles I didn't even know I had.
- Body wrap: I don't even know what was in it, but I felt like a newly-born, perfectly-moisturized angel afterward.
- Sauna and Steamroom: Excellent. No complaints.
Dining: Food, Glorious Food (and Minor Hiccups)
The restaurants were good. The Asian cuisine in the restaurant was delicious, especially the nasi goreng. I sampled my way through quite a few desserts, and no regrets. The breakfast [buffet], was pretty standard BUT! The staff (bless 'em) were happy to do some alternative meal arrangement if needed, with the breakfast takeaway service option for late starts. Room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver on those days I simply couldn't drag myself out of the pool. The poolside bar served the best cocktails!
The slightly weird thing? The coffee shop. It felt a bit…sterile compared to the rest of the place. Like a corporate chain got mixed up in the tropical paradise. But hey, I could grab a caffeine hit there.
The Small Stuff That Matters (and the Things I Missed)
- Cleanliness and Safety: I felt safe and the hygiene was apparent, though the individually-wrapped food options felt a little… overkill, especially given the tropical vibe. The daily disinfection in common areas and the staff trained in safety protocol helped in making me feel comfortable.
- Services and Conveniences: The concierge was super helpful with suggesting excursions, the gift shop had some cute souvenirs, and the laundry service was a lifesaver. The currency exchange was convenient too. The cash withdrawal at any time, was a plus.
- Internet: The internet was solid. Free Wi-Fi in the room. Internet access – wireless was also good. The Internet access – LAN was also available.
- For the Kids: I didn’t have kids, but the family/child friendly atmosphere was great, and the facilities looked well-equipped.
- Getting Around: I used the airport transfer and the taxi service. The car park was free of charge. There's a bicycle parking available if you want to see the city and it's also important to know that there's a car park [on-site].
- Available in All Rooms: The air conditioning was incredible, alarm clock for early adventures, complimentary tea for the morning and evening rituals, the hair dryer was great for the warm weather, the in-room safe box for all my belongings, the mini bar full of delights, satellite/cable channels, the telephone for anything I needed, and the wake-up service for early adventures!
The Bottom Line:
Would I go back? Absolutely. Is it perfect? Nope. But the good far outweighs the bad. This is THE place to unwind, de-stress, and basically forget about your real life for a while. The imperfections? They're part of the charm. It's a real place, run by real people, with a genuine warmth that makes you feel… well, like you've actually escaped to paradise.
My Persuasive Offer (Because You Need to Book This, Like, NOW):
Tired of the grind? Do Bali. Do it RIGHT. Escape to Paradise: Luxurious Bali Suite w/ Shared Pool! isn't just a hotel; it's an experience. A chance to melt into the Balinese vibe with luxurious suites, a stunning pool, and spa treatments that will make you forget your name. Book now and receive a complimentary sunset cocktail at the poolside bar (because you deserve it) and a 10% discount on your next spa treatment (because you'll be back for sure). This is your permission slip to bliss. Go. Now.
Escape to Paradise: Unbelievable Bali Luxury at New Lumbung Bali Resort
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this itinerary isn't your sanitized brochure version of Bali. This is real Bali, unfiltered and probably slightly sunburnt. We’re talking about LACRISSA BALI | 1 SUITES ROOM WITH SHARED POOL. Emphasis on the shared pool. Prepare for chlorine hair and potential splash fights.
Day 1: Arrival & Jet Lagged Bliss (or Chaos)
- 9:00 AM (Bali Time): Touchdown at Denpasar Airport. Oh. My. God. Humidity. It hits you like a warm, damp hug. Forget those sleek airport transfers in travel magazines. This is navigating a sea of people, hustlers, and the persistent smell of frangipani (which I both love and suspect is secretly trying to lure me into a nap).
- 9:30 AM - 11:00 AM: Customs, immigration, the wait. Pray your phone has roaming or you'll be staring intensely at passport photos for half an hour. Then, find the pre-booked transfer (hopefully it's there!) and navigate the traffic to LACRISSA Bali. Fingers crossed the driver understands English. My Bahasa Indonesia is…well, let's just say I can order nasi goreng and ask where the bathroom is. Living on the edge.
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Check-in. Pray to the travel gods that the room is ready and looks like the pictures. Actually, scratch that. Lower expectations slightly. Shared pool, remember? Embrace the potential for rogue inflatable flamingos and screaming children.
- 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Unpack. Collapse on the bed. Contemplate life choices. Realize you forgot to pack an adapter. Curse yourself. Accept your fate: you'll be charging your phone in the bathroom and using a travel hair dryer as a power source for the next week.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Forced "lunch" (it's snack time, really) at a local warung (small, family-run restaurant). Find something close by. Nasi Goreng is a solid bet, it's the travel lifeblood of every tourist the world over. Observe the locals. Try to not be that tourist staring wide-eyed at everything. Fail.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: The Shared Pool Experience. This is where things get interesting. Will you be battling for space with a gaggle of teens doing cannonballs? Will you find a quiet corner to read and pretend you're in a rom-com? The anticipation is real. I'm secretly hoping for a cute lifeguard. Don't judge me.
- 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Attempt (and fail) to get your bearings. The sun is setting, painting the sky in gorgeous hues, but you're also completely disoriented. Wander around the resort. Get lost. Take a deep breath and remember, you're in Bali. Embrace the chaos.
- 7:00 PM onwards: Dinner at a restaurant (recommendations: try a warung for some authentic food!). Maybe a Bintang, or two. Feel the jet lag hit full force. Pass out by 9 PM. In the best possible way.
Day 2: Temples, Rice Terraces, and the Existential Dread of a Selfie Stick
- 9:00 AM: Rise and shine! (Or at least, get out of bed). Coffee is essential. Hopefully, the hotel coffee isn't instant death.
- 10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: The Tanah Lot Temple. Tourist Trap Central, I know, but it's genuinely beautiful, even with the hordes of people. Be prepared for crowds. Prepare for the pushy vendors. Prepare to be in awe. Try to take some decent photos without a million selfie sticks in the frame. (It's a losing battle.)
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch near Tanah Lot. Grab some grilled seafood (if you're feeling adventurous) or stick with something safe.
- 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: The Tegalalang Rice Terraces. Instagram gold. Prepare for more crowds. Prepare for the sheer, verdant beauty of the rice paddies to take your breath away. Get some photos. Try to find a swing (everywhere has swings now). Maybe get scammed by a local… or find an amazing deal! It's the Bali way.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Drive back to the hotel. Contemplate the meaning of life in the face of so much beauty. Realize you're probably slightly sunburned. Slap on some aloe vera.
- 6:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner at a restaurant with a view. Preferably overlooking something stunning. Drink cocktails. Reflect on your day. Consider whether you secretly want to move to Bali and open a smoothie shop. (You do.)
Day 3: Surfing, Spas, and Self-Indulgence (Because, Why Not?)
- 9:00 AM: Attempt to learn how to surf in Kuta or Canggu. Prepare to wipe out repeatedly. Appreciate the sheer physical comedy of trying to stand up on a board. Laugh at yourself. Embrace the waves.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a beachside cafe. Eat something delicious. Watch the surfers. Feel slightly smug about your attempts.
- 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Spa Day! This is non-negotiable. Get a Balinese massage. Get a flower bath. Forget all your worries. Feel like a goddess (briefly).
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Sunset drinks. Find a bar with a decent view and overpriced cocktails. Doesn't matter. The sunset will be worth it.
- 6:00 PM Onwards: Dinner & Maybe a night market! Enjoy the vibrant atmosphere.
Day 4: Deep Dive: The Monkey Forest AND Deeper!
- Early start: Get to the Ubud Monkey Forest before the midday crowd. Be warned: these monkeys are mischievous little bandits. Don't wear anything shiny. Don't hold food. Keep your wits about you. They will try to steal your stuff. It’s honestly a little terrifying, but also… kind of adorable? Prepare to question everything you thought you knew about wild animals.
- Mid-morning: After the Monkey Forest, it's time to really explore Ubud. (Or maybe recover from getting your bag snatched by a primate.)
- Afternoon: (Important: This depends on how adventurous you're feeling, and how much you've prepared!):
- Option 1: The Easier Route (and still worthwhile!) Visit the Ubud Palace and the Saraswati Temple, then explore the art markets and immerse yourself in Ubud's cultural side.
- Option 2: The Slightly Wilder Route: Consider a hike! Go for the Campuhan Ridge Walk (moderate) or the Mount Batur Sunrise Trek (a bit more strenuous, but stunning views!).
- Option 3: The Daredevil Route (and totally my vibe): Take a cooking class! Learn to make authentic Balinese food. Then, eat a LOT of it.
- Evening: Dinner in Ubud. Maybe try a restaurant with a traditional Balinese dance performance! (They're usually cheesy, but also charming).
Day 5: Beach Hopping & The Great Beach Bar Debate
- Morning: Head to the beach. But which one? Bali has a beach for every mood.
- For the Calm: Sanur Beach, known for calmer waters.
- For the Party: Seminyak or Canggu.
- For the Views: Uluwatu (but bring a driver).
- For the Unspoiled: Nusa Dua (more resorts, though).
- Afternoon: Beach Bar hopping! (A must-do). You're going to find a great beach bar and have a delicious, cold drink as you watch the waves.
- Evening: Sunset at Rock Bar at the Ayana Resort and Spa. Drinks are pricey, but the view is magical.
- Late Night: Go home to the hotel! It's been a long day.
Day 6: Culture and Retail Therapy (aka, Shopping Until You Drop)
- Morning: Take a Batik Class. Take a class about making a tradition Balinese craft, learn where it comes from, and get to experience the culture first hand.
- Afternoon: Shop for souvenirs, art, and clothes. Visit a museum!
- Evening: Dinner and a final night of relaxation!
Day 7: Departure - Hasta La Vista, Bali!
- Morning: Last-minute souvenir shopping. Pack your bags (hopefully you haven't bought too much stuff). Have a final breakfast. Try not to cry.
- Afternoon: Transfer to the airport. Reflect on your amazing trip.
Okay, Spill: What's the Deal with This Bali Suite? Is it as Good as it Sounds?
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because "Escape to Paradise" is a headline. Let's be real, Bali, especially those Insta-perfect villas, has a certain… reputation. But this suite? It's pretty darn good. Seriously. I went in with a healthy dose of skepticism, expecting the usual: beautiful pictures, reality that’s slightly…off. But no! The pictures were *mostly* accurate. Okay, maybe the pool looked a TINY bit bigger online, but who's counting? (Me. I was. Seriously.)
It's a suite, so it's not like you're renting the entire villa (which, trust me, comes with its own set of potential headaches – remember the time I booked a *charming* villa in Tuscany and got *three* noisy families as neighbors?!). Shared pool is the deal, which sounds a little… communal, but usually works out great. And the suite itself? Spacious. Air-con that actually WORKS (a Bali essential, people!). And the bed? Oh my god, the BED. I swear, I haven't slept that soundly since I was, like, a baby being rocked to sleep by a narcoleptic teddy bear... or something like that.
The vibe is definitely luxurious – think fluffy robes, amazing smelling bath products, and enough space to actually unpack your stuff for longer than a 2-day trip (which, let's be honest, is a huge win!). But let me tell you, paradise isn't *always* as flawless as it seems…
The Pool! Tell me about the POOL! Was It Ever Bloody Busy?
The pool… ah, yes. The siren song of turquoise water. Look, the pictures made it look ridiculously inviting, and it *was*. Beautiful, clean, and just the right temperature. The shared aspect, though? That's where things got *interesting*.
Okay, first morning, perfect. Bliss. Me, a book, the sun, hardly anyone around, and a gentle ripple that reflected the sky. Dreamy. Utterly, completely dreamy. I thought, "This is it. I've peaked. Life can't get any better." Famous last words, right?
Then, the next day… Well, let's just say a family decided to treat the pool like their personal water park. Kids screaming, inflatable unicorns blocking my view, splash fights… Okay, I'm not the best with kids' noise, this is fair. I tried to be zen about it. Deep breaths. Channel my inner Buddha. Failed miserably. I retreated to the suite and plotted my revenge… (Just kidding! Mostly). I eventually found my zen again, which turned out to be waking up before the other guests and claiming the pool for a few glorious hours of sunbathing. So, yeah: Get up early, that's my pro tip.
Oh! And one of the best things that happened - I ended up chatting with a friendly couple, maybe in their late 50s, and we ended up sharing some wine and snacks by the pool in the late afternoon, laughing at how ridiculously *us* the whole thing felt. It's those moments that make the shared pool experience worth it, even with the water-park wannabes.
What's the Location Like? Is it Convenient, or Do I Need a Taxi to Get Anywhere?
The location is a *mixed bag*, which, if you've been to Bali, you know it’s pretty standard. It's 'close' to things, but 'Bali-close'. (Which, let's translate: "five minutes in Google Maps, but make it thirty with traffic and scooter madness, and maybe add a dash of construction for good measure").
You're not smack dab in the middle of Seminyak's craziness, which is a huge plus, in my opinion. I value my sanity. You're in… I think it was called… Canggu? Or maybe it was Kuta and I'm getting my Bali towns all jumbled up… Anyway! It's quieter than the main tourist drags, which is a good thing. There are some lovely cafes and restaurants within walking distance, which is brilliant for a lazy morning, or a desperate craving for a decent coffee. The beach is also within reach, but it *is* a bit of a walk…or a short scooter ride (which, depending on your comfort level and the current traffic situation, is either exhilarating or terrifying). I'm a chicken. So, taxi it was. Also make sure to budget in the traffic chaos. It's just… part of the experience. Embrace the chaos! Or, you know, just stock up on books and mentally prepare for your patience to be tested.
I had to take a taxi to get around for the most part, but because there’s no direct way to my favorite restaurants in town! Plus, some of the drivers are just lovely people. I’ll tell you about this one particular driver named Wayan… but that’s a whole other story!
The Staff? Are They Helpful, Helpful, or Just…Present?
The staff… okay, this is where the experience veered into the *slightly* less-perfect territory. Don't get me wrong, they were lovely people. Always polite; always smiling—that famous Balinese hospitality. But…helpful? It ranged.
Things like getting extra towels or figuring out how to work the TV (who uses TVs anymore, anyway?! I just wanted to watch a random movie!) were usually handled easily. Breakfast? Delicious, and the service was quick and friendly. The room was cleaned daily and it always was perfect. Major kudos for that! But, and it's a big but…trying to organize anything else? Like, say, getting a recommendation for a specific excursion or booking a massage? That could take a little bit of time and sometimes get a bit…lost in translation.
There was one day I wanted to book a specific spa treatment. I spoke to the staff, and then nothing. I asked again. And again. Finally, after three attempts and some serious puppy-dog eyes, I got through. It’s one of those things. It's not a HUGE deal, but it does add a tiny layer of, 'Hmm, needs work,' to the otherwise flawless "paradise" veneer... it's part of the experience of traveling to Bali, I feel.
Is There Anything I Didn't Like? Be Honest!
Okay, honesty time. It wasn't all sunshine and rainbows, let's just say. Besides the pool drama and the staff communication hiccups (which, again, are minor in the grand scheme of things), there were a couple of things that, well, could be improved.
First, the internet. It was… spotty. Which, for a digital dinosaur like me, is a massive pain. Don’t expect lightning-fast speeds, which is fine if you're there to disconnect! Otherwise, download all the movies you’ll need for all the down time. Also, some noise. Sometimes, after dark, you could hear the sounds of the party happening blocks away—the music, the chatter, the general vibe of… fun. Which, honestly, wasn’t *that* bad, but I happen to be a light sleeper and really value my beauty rest. It's Bali though! I've definitely heard worse.
The other thing? The mosquitoes. They are relentless. Bring bug spray and a mosquito net! You've been warned! But honestly, these are TINY quibbles. Overall, the pros by FAR outweigh the cons.
Would You Go Back? Should *I* Book It?
