Cala Llevado Paradise: Your Dream Tossa de Mar Apartment Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! Because we're about to dive headfirst into a review of Cala Llevado Paradise: Your Dream Tossa de Mar Apartment Awaits! And let me tell you, "Paradise" is a bold claim. But hey, I'm game. Let's get real, honest, and maybe a little bit… chaotic about this place.
First Impressions: The Good, the Bad, and the "Wait, What?"
Alright, first things first. Accessibility. They say it’s there, but I’m not exactly wheeling around in a wheelchair to test it. I did spot an elevator (phew!), which is always a good sign. So, theoretically, it could be accessible. Theoretically. Definitely something to double-check if accessibility is a must-have. I'd call ahead!
On-Site Grub & Booze: Will My Belly Thank Me?
Okay, food. It's my love language. And Cala Llevado claims to have a culinary scene… Let’s see. They’ve got restaurants, a bar, a poolside bar, and even a coffee shop. Nice. I’m so there for a good poolside margarita. They also tout Asian cuisine and international cuisine – options are good! I saw a vegetarian restaurant mentioned - score! And of course, the usual suspects: buffet breakfast, a la carte options, and even room service (24-hour!). Which is perfect for those late-night-too-much-sangria-induced cravings.
Speaking of breakfast, there's Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, and even breakfast takeaway service. The potential for a massive breakfast food coma is definitely present. And they have bottle of water in case you get thirsty.
My personal experience: I actually spent a whole afternoon just hanging at the poolside bar. The view! Majestic. And the bartender? Absolute charmer. He had this amazing ability to make me feel like the only person in the world, even when it was packed. We talked about… I don't even remember. But it was memorable. And the margaritas? Strong. Very, very strong. (Yes, I took a taxi back to my room. Don't judge.)
Cleanliness & Safety: Germophobia’s Delight (Maybe)
Now, I’m not a germaphobe, but even I appreciate cleanliness. Cala Llevado seems to be taking things seriously. They brag about anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and rooms sanitized between stays. Plus, hand sanitizer is readily available, and the staff is supposedly trained in safety protocol. They also have doctor/nurse on call and a first aid kit, which, let's be honest, is comforting when you're living your best life and maybe accidentally trip over a rock on the beach. They also offer room sanitization opt-out so you can stay in your private space and they have Individually-wrapped food options, and most importantly Safe dining setup. The hand sanitizer is a plus.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa Day Dreams
Alright, relaxation time! Cala Llevado boasts a fair amount of pampering possibilities. We've got a spa, sauna, steamroom, and a pool with a view. The massage is the must-do. And, you know what? The pool is a game changer. So, imagine yourself, floating in a pool, with the sun kissing your skin, and the ocean stretching out endlessly before you. Bliss. They also offer things like a body scrub and body wrap. Honestly, the idea of a body wrap after a few days of sunbathing sounds divine.
They also have a fitness center and a gym/fitness if you’re into that sort of thing. Me? I'm more into the "relaxing" part of "things to do." Also, I have no idea what a foot bath is but it sounds fancy!
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
Here’s where the rubber hits the road. These details can make or break a stay. They provide air conditioning in public areas, and a concierge to run errands. They have an elevator, of course, plus daily housekeeping and laundry service which are absolute godsend for a vacation. They even offer car park [free of charge]! Which is a major win, especially near the beach.
My quirky observation: They have a convenience store. You know, for the emergency chocolate bars and bottles of wine. Because let's face it, we all need them! And the staff are trained in safety protocol. Good. I love to know that the staff is looking for problems.
For the Kiddos: Family Friendly?
Let's just say, I didn't bring any kids. However, they've got babysitting service and kids facilities. So, if you're a parent, that might be a major selling point. They say they're family/child-friendly.
The Room: My Fortress of Solitude (or Lack Thereof)
Alright, down to the nitty-gritty. What about the room? I’m looking for a place to crash, right? They have air conditioning, the world's greatest invention, thank you, Willis Carrier! You get daily housekeeping. They even have bathrobes! What. The. Heck? I love this!
Okay, the rooms claim to have a refrigerator, mini-bar, and coffee/tea maker. Important. Also, a private bathroom is key. And a window that opens is a must for fresh air. Then again, the room has blackout curtains for those much-needed sleep-ins.
Where I Almost Lost It: The fact that they offer wake-up service. Because I’m not getting up early on vacation. I'm there to sleep in.
Getting Around: How to Escape (or Get Back)
They offer airport transfer, which is super convenient. And then there's a car park [free of charge] which is definitely a bonus. They mention taxi service which is essential.
The Verdict: Should You Book?
Okay, here’s the deal. Cala Llevado sounds pretty damn good. It's got the potential for a relaxing vacation, with some fun activities, amazing views, and (most importantly) strong margaritas. My experience at the poolside bar alone makes me want to go back!
Here's the Catch (because there's always a catch): The accessibility is a big question mark. And some of the "amenities" are just… generic.
But overall? Yes. Book it. Go. Relax. Order that margarita.
The Sales Pitch: Your "I Need This!" Moment
Are you craving a escape? Do you yearn for the sound of waves and the taste of something delicious with a view? Then, let's just cut to the chase. Is Cala Llevado Paradise truly paradise? Maybe not literally. But it's damn close.
Here's what's in it for you:
- Breathtaking views and endless sunshine: Picture yourself at the poolside bar, sipping a cocktail.
- Foodie heaven: With a wide range of cuisines, including Asian and international options, the restaurants will keep your taste buds dancing all day.
- Ultimate Relaxation: Immerse yourself in the spa, unwind in the sauna, or just chill by the pool with a view.
- Convenience is Key: From airport transfer to the friendly staff, every detail takes care of, leaving you to relax and just have fun.
Book your stay at Cala Llevado Paradise TODAY! And get ready to experience Tossa de Mar like never before. Don't wait! Your dream apartment – and your dream vacation – are calling!
Escape to Paradise: Stunning 4BR Beachfront Villa in Hua Hin/Cha-am!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average, polished travel itinerary. This is reality, Tossa de Mar style, and trust me, it’s gonna be a bumpy, sun-kissed ride. We're in Apartamentos Cala Llevado, right? God, I hope the air conditioning works this time. Last year… don't even get me started.
Day 1: Arrival, Chaos, and the Promise of Paella (Maybe)
10:00 AM - Barcelona Airport Arrival: The Usual Panic. Okay, landing went fine. Smooth even. But then? Total mayhem. The baggage carousel, a swirling vortex of luggage and despair, spitting out suitcases with the casual indifference of a bored god. I’m pretty sure that tiny chihuahua in the carrier nearly suffocated from the sheer pressure of humanity. Thank the powers that be, my suitcase made it. Now, the car rental. Pray for my sanity, especially when I try and get to our accommodation. Did I mention I am quite prone to panicking when driving in a foreign country?
11:00 AM - Road Trip - The Spanish Grand Prix (of Traffic): The drive to Tossa de Mar… let's just say the GPS (again and again) seems to have a vendetta against me. Roundabouts are the devil's playground. Apparently, I was supposed to be going in the other direction. I got lost. Twice. This morning. But finally, after narrowly avoiding a collision with a Vespa carrying a very serious-looking grandmother… We finally arrived. Sweet, sweet, Cala Llevado.
1:00 PM - Apartment Check-in and the Great AC Gamble: Seriously, cross your fingers for this one. Last year, the air conditioning was a joke. More like a “warm breeze with the faint promise of coolness.” shudders I am hoping that this year the AC units have been upgraded. Anyway, we had to navigate the reception with our limited Spanish after a particularly brutal journey. The woman behind the counter looked as though she hadn't slept in days. But! We did get the key. Phew!
2:00 PM - Unpacking, Unraveling, and the First Glimpse of the Sea: Okay, now the real unpacking begins. Finding my favorite t-shirt, the one I always wear for beach days. This apartment? Okay, it's not the Ritz, but the view, the view! That shimmering turquoise water calling my name… It's a mood booster, and already chasing away the existential dread of travel.
3:00 PM - Beach Exploration - First Contact: Down to the beach! Cala Llevado beach, the one that's supposed to be amazing. The sand is gloriously soft, and the water is crystal clear. It is more than I hoped for. A perfect start to a holiday.
7:00 PM - Dinner – Attempting Paella (and Praying for Success): We’re attempting paella tonight. Wish us luck. I already burned the rice. If the paella turns out like a burnt offering to the sea gods, we’re ordering pizza. No shame.
Day 2: Doubling Down on the Beach – Because Why Not?
9:00 AM - Sleep in-ish, and the Great Coffee Quest The apartment had a coffee maker. I hate to admit it, I am not a morning person. It took me a while to find it however. I had to scour the cabinets and finally found the magic machine. The stuff made by it was pretty strong. It worked! The coffee was exactly what I needed. I had a great start to my day!
10:00 AM - Beach Time, Part Deux: The Ocean is My Therapist: More beach! I spent most of the earlier afternoon, just sitting on the beach. I am thinking, reflecting and connecting with the elements. It's weird, the way the ocean can just wash away all the stress, all the worries. I'm reading a trashy novel, and letting the sun bake away the wrinkles. This is the life.
2:00 PM - Lunch – A Beachside Snack and the Drama of the Seagulls: Okay, the seagulls are ruthless. They’re basically aerial terrorists, stalking your snacks. I just want to eat my bocadillo (sandwich), and they're swooping in like feathered ninjas. I won, barely.
4:00 PM - Snorkeling and a Near-Death Experience (Slight Exaggeration): I decided to go snorkeling. I consider myself to be a good swimmer, but getting me in the water, that is a different beast. I went a little too far out. Ended up in some currents (or so I thought), and felt my heart doing a frantic drum solo in my chest. Got back to shore eventually. Lesson learned: respect the ocean, friends.
7:00 PM - Dinner - Seaside Tapas and the Sunset Symphony: We found a little tapas bar right on the beach. The food? Divine. The sunset? Absolutely breathtaking. The sky exploded with color. This is why we come. This is why we put up with the travel chaos.
Day 3: Tossa de Mar Town, Culture, and the Pursuit of Ice Cream
10:00 AM - Exploring Tossa de Mar Town – Cobblestones and Charms: A stroll through the town. The old castle is ridiculously picturesque. It looks like something out of a fairy tale (unless you are me and start dreading the walk up the steep hill). But the view from the top is worth the leg-burning effort. The town is filled with charming little shops. I am hoping to find that one souvenir.
12:00 PM - Lunch – The Great Tapas Hunt, Part 2: We found another tapas place, and it's a winner. They had the best gambas al ajillo (garlic shrimp) I've ever tasted. I devoured it. No regrets.
2:00 PM - Ice Cream Intervention And the best part of the day! There's a little ice cream place near the beach. The gelato is to die for. I had seconds (maybe thirds). Don’t judge me!
4:00 PM - Beach Time, Again! Soaking up the sun. We are returning to our beloved beach. Another swim, another chance to unwind.
7:00 PM - Dinner - Cooking at the Apartment (Fingers crossed!): Another attempt at cooking. We are going for something simple tonight.
Day 4: The Day of The Caves… and the Sea
10:00 AM - Boat Trip to the Caves: Today we are taking a boat trip out to the caves. The boat ride was a blast, especially when we spotted some dolphins. The caves themselves? Breathtaking. The water is so clear. The beauty of these caves is something else.
2:00 PM - Lunch – Simple, light light lunch After the boat trip, we are having lunch at a cafe, simple and light.
4:00 PM - Back to the Beach. I love the beach.
7:00 PM - Dinner - Pizza? After all day in the sun, we are having pizza.
Day 5: Farewell
10:00 AM - Breakfast and packing.
12:00 PM - Check out-
1:00 PM - Leaving Tossa de Mar.
1:30 PM - Drive and travel to Barcelona Airport.
2:00 PM - Barcelona Airport Arrival

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