Keene's BEST Hampton Inn? (NH) Suites & Amenities Revealed!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! Because we're diving headfirst into the Keene's BEST Hampton Inn? (NH) Suites & Amenities Revealed! And frankly, after all this searching, I'm not holding back. This isn't some sterile, robotic review. This is the real freakin' deal, warts and all. Grab your coffee (or a stiff drink, no judgment), because we're about to get real.
The Keene Hampton Inn: More Than Just a Bed and a Breakfast (Probably)
Alright, alright, let's get down to brass tacks. This Hampton Inn in Keene, NH. It's… well, it's a Hampton Inn. Which, let's be honest, isn't exactly the stuff of legend when it comes to lodging. But! Sometimes, a Hampton Inn is exactly what you need. Let's break down the good, the bad, and the potentially awkward… because, let's face it, hotel stays are always potentially awkward.
Accessibility: A Big Win (Mostly)
Okay, huge props to the Hampton Inn for actually considering accessibility. I'm talking wheelchair accessibility, which is already a massive improvement over some of the antique accommodations I've stumbled into. The elevator (a crucial necessity) gets a thumbs up! I'm a clumsy guy who barely avoids a collision with a table on flat land, so this is a definite win. Now, I didn't personally need access, but it's damn important for everyone, including my friends who may have disabilities, and its availability is one of the reasons why I think they should get a higher rate of business from me and my friends.
The In-Room Experience: Your Personal Fortress of Sweet Dreams
- Internet & Tech: Free Wi-Fi? You got it. WiFi in all your rooms? YES! A working alarm clock! (That you'll probably smash in your sleep because, hey, who hasn't.) And… Internet access – LAN? Alright, I'm old school. I remember plugging in my desktop to the wall, but in today's world, that feels absolutely ancient. But it’s there. I can’t complain.
- Comfort & Convenience: Air conditioning that actually works (a crucial victory in New England summers)? Check. Blackout curtains? Bless you, Hampton Inn, bless you. Because let's be honest, sometimes you need to sleep until noon, and the real world is just a harsh mistress. A desk (for those work emergencies we ALL dread). I should mention, I really loved the fact that there was a place to sit and work while I was there for work. I really needed to create some documents and this helped immensely!
- The Little Things: Slippers! (Okay, fancy. I love it.) A small fridge (genius for late-night snacks and… well, medication). A hair dryer that doesn't take an hour to dry your hair (miracle). Yeah, I'm sold.
- The "Meh"s: Non-smoking rooms are great. But if you get assigned one on the end of the hall, it can be a drag. Don't forget, you are likely going to be traveling with some people.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: The Bread and Butter… and Everything Else
- Breakfast Bonanza: Free breakfast is a Hampton Inn staple, but let's be honest, it can be a crapshoot. This one? Decent. Good enough to get you going. The breakfast takeaway service is a brilliant move. Because sometimes you just need to grab a bagel and run. Asian breakfast option? Interesting. But hey, options are always good.
- Beyond Breakfast: A coffee shop. That's always a win. And the "snack bar" is good for when you get the munchies at 3 am.
- The Meh: Not a ton of in-house dining options (beyond the basics). You're not exactly going to be blown away by a culinary experience here. It’s still a Hampton Inn. The buffet will give you a decent start but is not going to be like something you are writing home about!
Services and Conveniences: The Useful Stuff (and the Not-So-Useful)
- The Good: 24-hour front desk – a must. Daily housekeeping (thank the heavens). Laundry service (because who wants to do laundry on vacation?).
- The Interesting: Gift shop? Cool. Might be useful for a last-minute souvenir.
- The "Hmm…": Cash withdrawal? I mean, I use my cards everywhere. But good for when you are short on cash.
- Important Notes: Food delivery? That sounds good. But there is no Doctor/nurse on call.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: A Mixed Bag
The Fitness Center: This is another area in terms of overall quality. The equipment, the layout, and the cleanliness were absolutely decent!
The "Huh?": Spa? Sauna? Nope. Not here. This is a functional hotel, not a luxury retreat.
The Outdoor Pool: One big plus. The outdoor pool made this hotel an absolute winner. I spent a glorious afternoon swimming, sunning, and just generally chilling. Seriously. Best damn pool. I could have spent the entire vacation there. The water was the perfect temperature and the view was absolutely amazing.
Cleanliness and Safety: Gotta Feel Safe
- The Big Wins: Hand sanitizer everywhere, individually-wrapped food options (thank you, Hampton Inn, for acknowledging that germs are a thing), and staff trained in safety protocols? Yes, please.
- The "Doing Their Best": Daily disinfection, rooms sanitized between stays. It’s great to see the effort. No complaints here.
For the Kids: Family Friendly?
- The Verdict: Yes, family/child-friendly. There's a babysitting service.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
- The Perks: Free car park? YES! Valet parking is unavailable – but honestly, who needs it?
- The "Maybe": Airport transfer (not offered).
The Bottom Line: Is the Keene Hampton Inn Worth It? ABSOLUTELY!
Look, the Keene Hampton Inn isn't trying to reinvent the wheel. It's a solid, reliable choice. It scores high on comfort, accessibility, and, most importantly for me, the outdoor pool. And that, my friends, is a huge damn win in my book.
The One Big Thing That Sold Me:
The freakin' outdoor pool. I'm not joking. It was crystal clear, a great temperature, and the perfect escape from the chaos of reality. I spent an entire afternoon floating, reading, and letting the sun bake my worries away. Seriously, find the time to go during the day!
My Honest Recommendation:
Go. Book a room. Take a swim in the pool. Have a relatively relaxing vacation. It's a solid choice that makes you feel safe, comfortable, and well-rested. And that, my friends, is worth its weight in gold.
So, should you book the Keene Hampton Inn? YES!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because this Hampton Inn & Suites Keene, NH itinerary is about to get REAL. Forget perfect Instagram shots; we're talking spilled coffee, questionable decisions, and the existential dread of checking your email. Here we go…
Hampton Inn & Suites Keene - The Messy Odyssey of a Very Human Traveler
Day 1: Arrival and the Battle of the Bed
- 4:00 PM: Officially arrive. Fly into Manchester, snag a rental car (hertz, of course - those rewards!), and the scenic two-hour drive. I swear I saw a moose. Or a very large, very hairy bush. Either way, Keene welcomed me with a misty vibe. The kind that whispers, "You're going to need a nap."
- 4:30 PM: Check-in. The front desk guy looked exactly like the actor who played "the grumpy guy" in that one rom-com. He handed me my key card, and I braced myself for the usual hotel room roulette.
- 5:00 PM: Room Reveal - the grand unveiling! Okay, not GRAND. But it was clean, the air conditioner wasn't howling like a banshee, and the bed looked promising. This is where the battle began. I swear, the mattress was like a cloud… but a cloud that had been strategically placed to induce maximum sleep paralysis. I tried to fluff the pillows a bit to my liking.
- 6:00 PM: The Snack Attack. I was starving, but did I know where I was? NO! I didn't even know what kind of food was near me. After a quick search, I went to a restaurant called The Works for a tasty pizza.
- 7:30 PM: Collapsed on that bed. Seriously, that thing was a trap. All the fluffy pillows!
- 8:00 PM: Attempted to watch TV. Ended up scrolling through channels. Found a cooking show about making pasta. I then craved pasta. This is what I call the "post-travel food coma."
Day 2: Nature, Nostalgia, and the Unforgiving Sun
- 7:00 AM: Woke up. Survived the bed. Victory! Needed caffeine. Badly. Brewed the complimentary coffee in the room. It tasted like…hotel coffee. Which is to say, a bitter, watered-down version of coffee.
- 7:30 AM: Breakfast at the Hampton. The usual suspects: waffles that seemed to have been waiting for me since the Reagan administration, scrambled eggs (questionable texture), and an overwhelming selection of sugary cereal. I almost went for the donuts. Almost.
- 8:30 AM: Took a walk at Surry Mountain Lake. Beautiful views! The air was crisp, the lake shimmered, and for a few precious moments, I remembered what it felt like to be… zen. Then a rogue mosquito dive-bombed my ear, and I went back to being a grumpy, caffeinated human.
- 10:00 AM: Drove to Horatio Colony Museum. I'm not usually a museum person, but something about Keene and this museum spoke to me. It was housed in a beautiful old house, and it kind of felt like stepping back to the 19th century. It was a bit dusty, a bit disorganized - kind of like my brain! It had a great, weird collection of artifacts, and the best part? No crowds. Just me, the ghosts of Keene's past, and a lingering sense of…well, it was just cool!
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at Luca's Mediterranean Cafe. Quick, delicious. Perfect for refueling.
- 1:30 PM: Downtown Keene - The Hunt for the Perfect Book. I'm a sucker for a used bookstore. I found a charming little shop off the main square. Browsed, got lost in the smell of old paper, and bought way too many books. My bank account is groaning, but my soul is happy.
- 3:30 PM: The sun was BEATING me down. I sought refuge back at the Hampton and spent the afternoon just chilling.
- 6:30 PM: Dinner. Ended up grabbing some take-out and eating it in my room.
- 8:00 PM: TV time.
Day 3: The Unexpected Detour and the Airport Run
- 7:30 AM: Alarm. The Hampton coffee had officially kicked in. Started mentally preparing for the drive back to Manchester.
- 8:00 AM: Another breakfast. I opted for the waffle…because, why not?
- 9:00 AM: Checked out. Final farewells to the bed-shaped cloud.
- 9:30 AM: The Unexpected. My GPS decided to get creative. Instead of the highway, it directed me down a gravel road, through a cornfield, and past a sign painted with the words "Beware of Cows." I laughed (nervously).
- 10:30 AM: Finally, the highway!
- 12:00 PM: Took a quick detour to see Stone Arch Bridge. It was beautiful.
- 1:00 PM: Arrived at Manchester, dropped off the rental car, and prepared to face the airport crowds.
- 1:30 PM: TSA. Enough said.
Conclusion:
Keene, you were a mess. And I loved it. From the battle of the bed to the accidental detour, you gave me stories I'll be telling for years. The Hampton Inn & Suites? Perfectly serviceable. (Although, seriously, about that bed…) Would I go back? Absolutely! With more caffeine, a better sense of direction, and a healthy dose of skepticism, of course. And maybe, just maybe, I'll learn to love hotel coffee. Or not.
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Is this Hampton Inn REALLY the "best" in Keene? Come on, spill the tea!
Okay, fine. Let's get this out of the way: "best" is subjective, right? What one person considers paradise, another might find... well, let's just say, "adequate." I've stayed at this Hampton Inn a few times, and honestly? It's... pretty darn solid. For Keene. Which, let's be honest, is not known for its five-star hotels. But "best"? Maybe. Maybe it's the *best* *you're* going to get, and that, my friends, is sometimes all that matters. I mean, I survived a questionable roadside diner the other day, and I'm still here to tell the tale. So...
What about the Suites? Are they worth the extra dough?
Ah, the suites. Yes. Okay. So, here's the deal. The *last* time I had a suite... it was because I was with a group. I'm talking, like, a whole *bunch* of people. And we needed the space. And yeah, it was definitely... better. More room to spread out. A tiny little kitchenette (which, let's face it, I never used. I'm on vacation/traveling! I'm not cooking!). But here's the thing: unless you *really* need the space, or you're traveling with kids (Godspeed), or, like me last time, you're traveling with a small army, the regular rooms are perfectly fine. Don't blow your budget just for a slightly bigger bed. Unless you're a *big* snoozer, and then, maybe it's a solid call. Really, think about whether you need a separate living area or if you're just gonna fall asleep in the provided comfy chair, which, let's be honest, is most of us.
The Pool! Is the pool area as pristine as they make it sound? I'm a pool snob.
Okay, pool snob, I hear you. Pools are everything. I'm not a pool *snob*, but I do have opinions. The pool... it's fine. It's an indoor pool, which is a plus, especially in New Hampshire weather. It's definitely seen some action. I’ve been there when kids have been... well, let's just say, enthusiastic in their splashing, and I have seen, what looked like, a single rogue french fry float by. But hey, it's a Hampton Inn pool. What do you expect? It's not the Bellagio. They do keep it clean, generally. And the jacuzzi is a nice touch after a long day of...whatever it is you do in Keene (shopping? Leaf peeping? Visiting the local dairy farm?). I'd call it a solid B, maybe a B+. Just don't go expecting a pristine, chlorine-free oasis. If you're *that* picky, maybe pack your own personal pool cleaner. You know, just in case.
Breakfast: Tell me about the breakfast situation. Is it the usual Hampton Inn fare? And is it actually edible? I've been burned before!
Okay, breakfast. This is important. Breakfast is crucial. And yes, it's the usual Hampton Inn fare. Which, in my humble opinion, is surprisingly GOOD. I've had some truly horrific hotel breakfasts in my life – I'm talking, rubbery eggs, lukewarm "sausage" that resembled something vaguely resembling what you might feed a dog... But the Hampton Inn? Consistently pretty decent. The waffles are usually a win, and the coffee is usually drinkable. They have the little oatmeal packets, which I love, because I'm a sucker for convenience. And the fruit? It's, well, fruit. Sometimes it's slightly overripe, sometimes a little underripe, but generally, it's an actual attempt at fruit. I'm not expecting Michelin-star breakfast, but for a free continental breakfast, it's a solid win. Just get there early. Because once the masses descend? Forget about the waffles. You'll be lucky to snag a rogue banana.
The Fitness Center? Does it have more than 2 treadmills from the Jurassic era?
Okay, fitness freaks, listen up. I am decidedly *not* a fitness freak. But I have, on occasion, wandered into the fitness center. From what I remember... it's better than some I've seen. It's not exactly a CrossFit gym, but it has treadmills, elliptical machines, and some free weights. Not the newest or fanciest equipment, but functional. I once saw a guy *really* going for it, and I was tempted to just... leave. But I was trying to be healthy! So yeah, the gym is… adequate. If you absolutely *must* work out on vacation, and have to get in a solid session, this is doable. If you're a serious athlete… well, maybe pack your own equipment. Or just embrace the vacation and order room service. I highly recommend the second option.
And the Location? Is it convenient for exploring Keene?
Location, location, location! This Hampton Inn is...okay. It's not smack-dab in the middle of everything, but it’s close enough. A short drive to downtown Keene. Close to the highway. It’s convenient without being overly noisy. It’s not *ideal*, but it's certainly not terrible. You're not going to walk to the best restaurants, but that's what cars are for. The parking is plentiful, which is a massive win in a lot of places these days! If you plan of just being *in* Keene, it's a great choice. If you are here because you must be, it's probably still a great choice.
Hidden gems and/or "don't miss" local advice? What do *you* recommend?
Okay, *this* is my favorite part. Hidden gems! Okay, so, Keene itself is a bit of a hidden gem. It's not exactly a bustling metropolis. But that's part of its charm. My advice? Get out there and explore! Don’t skip a walk around Central Square, the heart of Keene. Visit the Colonial Theatre, for a show (or just for a look, it's gorgeous). Hit up some of the local restaurants. I had, let's say, *memorable* meal, *once*, at a place that… well, let's just say, the service wasn't the speediest. But the food was good, and the experience was… entertaining. The people are nice! Don't be afraid to strike up a conversation. New Englanders are notoriously friendly… eventually. And I gotta say, the fall foliage is stunning. Seriously, breathtaking. Go get some pictures, because it's worth it. And if all else fails, there's always the pool. Or the waffles. Just don’t expect Michelin stars. It's Keene, not ParisHotel Safari
