Shanghai's Hidden Gem: PRIMUS Hotel Hongqiao - Unbelievable Luxury Awaits!
Shanghai's Hidden Gem: PRIMUS Hotel Hongqiao - Unbelievable Luxury Awaits! (Maybe…) - A Totally Honest Review
Okay, let's be real. Finding a truly luxurious hotel in Shanghai that doesn't feel like you're trapped in a gold-plated sarcophagus is a challenge. But the PRIMUS Hotel Hongqiao? Well, it promises "Unbelievable Luxury," so, naturally, I had to check it out. And after dodging a few puddles (more on that later), I'm ready to spill the tea, the gossip, the everything. Get ready, because it’s going to be a rollercoaster. Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be messy.
First Impressions and Accessibility (Let's Get Down to Brass Tacks)
Getting there was, thankfully, straightforward. Airport transfer? Smooth as silk. Valet parking? (Yes, please!). The exterior… well, the exterior is sleek modern. Nothing particularly memorable, but hey, we're here for what's inside, right?
Accessibility – This is where things get a little messy, and I really wanted to see if this hotel was as inclusive as it claims. The elevator situation was solid, so that's a plus. The website boasts "Facilities for disabled guests." I’m not disabled, but I always look for this detail, because it's important! I saw no glaring issues, elevators were accessible, but I didn't see any true wow moments of accessibility. Again, it's hard to assess as a non-disabled person, so, a solid meh.
The Room - Did I Get My Money's Worth?
Okay, the room. Gorgeous. Seriously. I'm talking proper, plush, "I could live here" vibes. The air conditioning was a godsend (Shanghai humidity, you're a beast). The blackout curtains? Legendary. Slept like a baby, completely oblivious to the city outside.
- Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone (fancy!), Bathtub (YES!), Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar (which was dangerously tempting), Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub (the shower was EPIC), Shower, Slippers (bonus!), Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
The Wi-Fi [free]? Spotty. Seriously, sometimes it was lightning fast, other times I was staring at a loading screen like I was back in dial-up. This is a major annoyance when you're trying to, you know, work/stream your favorite shows. Luckily, there was Internet access – LAN, so you could always plug in. But come on, PRIMUS, up your Wi-Fi game!
The Spa - Heavenly or Hype?
This is where I REALLY wanted to unwind. The Spa boasts Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Massage, Body scrub, and Body wrap. My expectations were sky-high, and you know what…? They were mostly met. The pool with a view was stunning, a proper infinity pool overlooking…well, something! (Shanghai architecture can be a little…industrial, let's say). The Spa itself was a zen paradise. I indulged in a massage. Let's just say I emerged feeling like a new human. The pressure was perfect, the ambiance was perfect. If I could live in that massage room, I would.
Dining: A Culinary Adventure (Mostly)
Alright, food. The PRIMUS offers a whole buffet of options. There were multiple restaurants with Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, A la carte in restaurant, and a Poolside bar, which was a nice touch. The Coffee shop felt under-utilized, more like a forgotten corner.
Rooms with features such as, Breakfast in room : I did take breakfast in my room one morning, and they brought way too much food! I wasn't quite prepared for the banquet. The food quality itself was acceptable, but nothing groundbreaking.
Dining and drinking, Bottle of water, Snack bar, Bar, Poolside bar, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant.
The Asian breakfast was a bit of a letdown, honestly. Rather bland. But the Western breakfast buffet? Game changer! So many options, all delicious. Big ups to the pastry chef. That croissant was perfect.
Cleanliness and Safety - COVID-era Comfort
Okay, important stuff. The PRIMUS takes cleanliness seriously. They had all the usual suspects: Hand sanitizer everywhere, Staff trained in safety protocol, and Daily disinfection in common areas. I felt reasonably safe, even though my paranoia was still at 8/10. They also offered Room sanitization opt-out available should you wish it. They also had Anti-viral cleaning products, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items.
The Little Extras - The Devil’s in the Details
- Services and conveniences Air conditioning in public area, Concierge, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes.
The Concierge was fantastic, super helpful. They also had a Facilities for disabled guests (see above), a convenient Convenience store and Food delivery options. There was a gift/souvenir shop, which I browsed because… well, it was there. The Daily housekeeping was efficient and unobtrusive. Everything was sparkling clean.
For the Kids - Family Friendly?
Couldn't say, to be honest. I didn't travel with any children. But I noticed Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal. so they are definitely catered to families.
The Annoyances (Because No Hotel is Perfect)
- The Wi-Fi - As I mentioned BEFORE, it was annoyingly intermittent.
- The Location – While accessible from the airport, it's a bit out of the main action. You will need to get around Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking.
- Some Minor Imperfections. I had a tiny leak in my bathroom, but it was taken care of quickly.
Overall - Should You Stay Here?
YES… with some caveats.
Here's the Verdict:
- Luxury Factor: Definitely leaning towards luxurious. The rooms, the spa, the service – top-notch.
- Accessibility: A solid effort, which gives me hope for improvement.
- Value for Money: Okay, it’s not cheap. But considering the quality and the amenities, I think it’s worth the splurge.
- Overall Vibe: Sophisticated with a touch of business-y. Perfect for a relaxing escape.
The PRIMUS Hotel Hongqiao - Unbelievable Luxury Awaits! (with a few Wi-Fi induced sighs!) is a pretty solid choice. It's NOT a perfect hotel, but it's still a very worthwhile stay. Highly recommended, especially if you prioritize relaxation and exceptional service.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously organized travel itinerary. This is… well, this is me trying to survive (and hopefully enjoy) a trip to Shanghai, centered around the Primus Hotel Hongqiao. Prepare for chaos, opinions, and the occasional existential crisis about my questionable life choices.
PRIMUS Hotel Shanghai Hongqiao: My Possible Shanghai Survival Guide (and Descent into Madness)
Day 1: Arrival, Jet Lag, and the Perils of Dim Sum (aka, "Why Did I Book a Red Eye?")
- 6:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Arrive at Shanghai Pudong International Airport (PVG). Okay, let's be real, I'm probably a disaster. I’m the kind of person who forgets their passport in the microwave (true story, don’t judge). Pray the immigration Gods are merciful.
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: The Great Luggage Carousel Gamble. Will my suitcase emerge, or will it be forever lost in the vortex of international travel? Cue frantic pacing and a silent prayer to the airline deities.
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Taxi to Primus Hotel Hongqiao. This is where things get interesting. Pray the driver speaks some English and doesn't think I'm trying to kidnap him. (I've had that happen, seriously.)
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Check-in, Collapse in Room, and the Battle with the Air Conditioning. Oh, sweet, sweet, perfectly chilled air. My body is a desert, and I need an oasis. This is where real recovery begins: a luxurious nap.
- 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch: The Quest for Authentic Dim Sum near the Hotel. (This is where the adventure truly starts, and where I'll probably make a fool of myself as I attempt to order using Google Translate and wild hand gestures.) I'm picturing fluffy bao, delicate har gow… but also, the inevitable language barrier. I'm already mentally preparing for ordering a plate of something that looks like… well, no idea. But I'll eat it, dammit!
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Jet lag induced stupor. Maybe stare into the distance. Maybe nap. I don't judge, it's the only way to stay alive.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Explore the Neighborhood. Okay, time to fight the fatigue. Walk around, see what's nearby. Perhaps get some caffeine. Observe the people. Maybe find a park and ponder the meaning of life.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner. Ideally something easy. Street food? A little restaurant that looks busy? I am still figuring this out.
- 8:00 PM - Bedtime: Collapse. I’m officially in survival mode.
Day 2: Bund-ling Up in History (and Possibly Tears)
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Breakfast at the Hotel. Hopeful. Maybe there is a buffet.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Metro to The Bund. Okay, this is where I get serious. The Bund! Iconic. Historic. Worth the potential for getting hopelessly lost in the Shanghai Metro. I'll try to pretend I'm sophisticated. I’ll attempt to take some artsy photos of the skyline. I'll probably fail, but it's the thought that counts.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch near The Bund. Maybe a fancy restaurant? Maybe stumble on something delicious and unexpected? The uncertainty is the spice of life.
- 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Explore the Bund and surrounding areas. Walk. Breathe. Soak it in. Try not to get run over by a speeding e-bike. (Because seriously, those things are everywhere.)
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Stroll along Nanjing Road. Shopping! Window shopping, because I just know I can't afford anything that expensive. Observe the people. The energy. The glorious madness.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner: This is where I get a little… ambitious. Maybe a rooftop restaurant with a view of the city. Maybe try to order something exotic. Maybe end up with something I can't identify. (It's all part of the charm, right?)
- 8:00 PM - Bedtime: More walking. Getting lost on purpose. Maybe a cocktail somewhere. Then, sweet, sweet sleep.
Day 3: The Shanghai Museum and the Deep, Dark Secret of My Travel Style
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Breakfast somewhere, again. Hopefully, I don't spill coffee all over myself as I navigate a crowded breakfast buffet.
- 10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: The Shanghai Museum. Cultures! History! Ancient artifacts! I am going to PRETEND I am scholarly. Okay, real talk. Museums are my jam. I love them. I lose myself in them. It's a nice break from walking around a city, where I can sit down and relax with a book.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch. Something close enough to the museum that I can return! Maybe a little quick bite nearby, so I can go back and revisit the terracotta warriors.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Return to Shanghai Museum OR continue exploring. I'd like to do something with a garden!
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Relax at Primus Hotel Shanghai Hongqiao. Pool? The gym? The coffee shop? All the options. This is important: rest. Because even I need a break from myself.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner: Okay, maybe this is the point where I give up on the "authentic" food thing and just order a burger. Or, perhaps, I'll be brave and try that strange looking dumpling I saw at the market yesterday. The suspense is overwhelming.
- 8:00 PM - Bedtime: Plan the next day, and probably get distracted by my phone. Then, sleep. Praying for a good night's sleep.
Day 4: Back to Reality (and Possibly More Dim Sum)
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Breakfast, again.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Packing and hotel checkout. I will probably procrastinate until the last possible moment. I still have a vague hope of bringing some souvenirs to my loved ones.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Find some of the BEST dim sum I can find.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Final wanderings, final purchases. Another walk around the neighborhood, taking final photos.
- 3:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Head to PVG. Getting to the airport early because I am terrified of missing my flight.
- 6:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Flight home.
- 9:00 PM + on: Flight home. Back to real life. Maybe. Probably.
Final Thoughts (and a plea for sanity)
This "itinerary" isn't perfect. It's probably going to be a little messy. I'm going to make mistakes. I might even cry from jet lag or get hopelessly lost. But that's okay. Because this is about experiencing it. Living it. And hopefully, coming back with some crazy stories (and maybe even a few decent photos). Shanghai, I'm ready for you. (Or maybe I'm not. We'll see.) Wish me luck. I'll need it.
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Okay, so... what *is* this whole "FAQ" thing even supposed to be about? I'm already lost.
Alright, alright, hold your horses. I get it. FAQs, Frequently Asked Questions, blah blah blah. Think of it like a digital bartender, except instead of pouring drinks, I'm pouring out answers to questions *somebody* presumably asked. Now, the *real* question is: who are these folks asking these questions? And why are they so eager to get answers? Honestly, sometimes I feel like I'm just shouting into the void. Anyway, in this particular set, we're gonna unpack a bunch of random thoughts and (hopefully) helpful insights. I'm *trying* to keep it interesting. Emphasis on trying.
Will this be boring? Let's be honest.
Look, I can't *promise* it won't be boring. I'm not some hype machine. I'm me. I'll try my best to keep it zesty, with some quirks tossed in for good measure. But, you know, sometimes the best intentions go belly-up. It's like that time I tried to bake a cake, remember, it went wrong. You see, I was so determined to make a masterpiece—a triple-layer chocolate extravaganza—that I ended up with something that resembled a hockey puck more than a dessert. Lesson learned: ambition can be a dangerous thing. Let's meet halfway on this one, ok? I'll aim for mildly engaging, and you promise to, you know, not fall asleep on me during the first five questions. Deal?
What *exactly* am I supposed to be getting *from* this experience? Like, what is the *point*?
Alright, the deep existential questions, already! I dig it. The point? Well, hopefully, you'll get some information, maybe a chuckle or two, perhaps a moment of "Oh, yeah, I've felt that." Maybe a little bit of validation that you're not alone in your utter bewilderment at the world. Look, if I knew the *exact* point of anything, I'd be writing a manifesto, not an FAQ. The point is, hopefully, a little entertainment, a little education, and a whole lot of human-ness. Think of it like a chat with a slightly unhinged friend over a lukewarm coffee. Except the friend is you. I'm just the caffeine-fueled voice in your head.
Speaking of coffee, can we talk about the *format*? Will this be a list? Bullets? Walls of text? Ugh.
Oh, the format! The dreaded format. I hear you loud and clear, format-phobes. I'll try to break it up. Some questions, some answers, more questions. Maybe a random anecdote here and there to liven things up. Expect a mess, you asked for it. Think of it as organized chaos. Don't like it? Well, too late. I'm already halfway through.
Is this going to be biased? Will you only say good things?
'Biased'? Oh, sweetheart, of *course* it'll be biased! Bias is the spice of life. Look, I'm a human with opinions. That means I have likes and dislikes, pet peeves and passions. I promise to TRY to be fair, but I'm not exactly aiming for objective journalism here. I'll probably complain a little, rave a little, maybe even get a *little* too enthusiastic about some obscure details. See, that's the fun of it. We might disagree, and I encourage you to call me out, but I don't lie.
